MCCONAUGHEY F-PACK INVENTORY MANIFEST

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the -government…

lyk dis if u cry evrytime

Dat's nufin

Programmer romance joke!

I would like to have seen Montana.

The ones that don't work, or that cause more harm than good, have passed regulatory scrutiny, have been deemed "ethical" and are called "medicine."

A liquid flouride thorium reactor (among other new reactor types) can actually burn what is (erroneously) referred to as nuclear "waste". That "waste" actually still has over 95% of its energy remaining, unburned, which is why it's still radioactive! You can extract almost all of that energy by burning the material…

Don't be such a luddite. Nuclear power has advanced tremendously over the last few decades (note that those European countries that American leftist always idolize use a lot of nuclear power and have done so safely and efficiently since before you or I were born).

Exactly. Who were the victims here? Why should I care? Who gives a f*** if a bunch of insufferable marathoners are salty that they shelled out hundreds of self-satisfaction dollars and these people didn't? This post made very little sense.

I'm really hoping that there's some heartwarming message like that at the end of this.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

I recommend watching this:

Wow, I wish I'd thought of that before making a joke with that exact thing as the unstated punchline.

Why are they doing this? I think Rob Ford could be a great spokesperson for the car company! Think about it:

People have always been stupid. The Internet just made it more obvious.

Pictured: What Sarah Palin Thinks Her Orgasms Look Like

I think there is a lot to be said for funeral practices in the West sanitizing, trivializing, and minimizing death - but that being said, I didn't have time to take a selfie when a dear relative died when I was a teenager because I was too busy at the listening to the priest's words and sobbing my heart out. It's not…

I've had similar experiences with a lot of different women. Well, similar in the sense they get mad at me for making them feel bad. I'm not making you feel bad. You made you feel bad because you WERE bad. Yet I come out like the jerk. I don't get it.