Woah. The Army’s getting Detective Mode!

Hang on, am I the only one who pretended this was a targeting display for my STS anti-traffic missiles?

* reads headline *

Agreed. It’s all just fear. Her daughter will probably feel like she has a cold for a few days, then be fine. 

Welp... time for a ‘Busa swap.

The Covid culture in Canada is terrifying. Here’s a Canadian reporter:

With the unpainted lower grille bar, it looks like someone dumped a big bucket of cheese sauce on a different car.

Smart move. As any 30-something will tell you right now, it’s cheaper to rent than to buy.

According to the president, by June 1st, everyone in America who wants to be vaccinated will have been. The vaccine has proven 97% effective in preventing infection and transmission. Between the vaccine and herd immunity, this pandemic is ending. At some point we have to admit it and get back to our lives.

*reads title* Finally an article about my people— oh.

Deleted scene?

Florida Man Refuses Massive Wave of Business Because Loud Car

Nice Accord.

It looks like every other soul drain SUV on the road. I’m already used to it.

Maybe an Egyptian Pharoh? 

The scene is mostly about the table. Jewish people of the era usually reclined on the ground while eating around a low table, as depicted in the earlier shot in the scene. It doesn’t actually mention that they’re “new,” other than, perhaps, his mother saying, “This will never catch on.”

Finally! I can’t believe only one person remembers this!

This is pretty cool, and I’m glad they gave it some grunt, but man, that grille is a disaster. It looks like someone took a giant chainsaw and just chewed off the front of the car. 

That’s really cool engineering, but as a copywriter I can’t help but want the terminology to be “both-wheel drive.”