“using an Animus device to expire the past.”

Wunderbar!

“the pair then performed a new song”

Uh-oh ....

Aaaaaand I thought that opening image was real before I read the headline...

Much better.

Does it have a T-Rex?

They don’t owe that on the Echo. He says he’s stuck driving an Echo because the other unnamed car has a bad CVT.

Roller coaster of emotions.

The Genesis’ greatest barrier is that people will associate it with a Hyundai.

So now you can choose between a Beefy Crunch Burrito and a Beefy Fritos Burrito...

Tesla musk be asking itself how it’s out-trumping Trump.

It’s the simple fact that it came after 7. If this had been the seventh entry it’d be a different story.

This is awesome and the people complaining did not grow up with the NES.

Ports on ports on ports.

I guess we can’t have two Odysseys on the Switch...

fuck

Seems like there will be plenty of clouds on the horizon but no squalls.

I...can’t even.

I’m sorry Stephen but we’re going to have to ask you to step down. Peter Parker will be taking your place.