What if you don’t use it? Does it become a collector’s item then?

She’s smugglin something...

WOO! Man, does anyone else just want to go for a run or write a screenplay?! AHAHAHA WOO!

How to grab low hanging fruit:

Ugh.

The extra smiles per mile are free though.

It is bizarre, but it would also be bizarre if they auctioned everything that was smuggled in.

Damn it, that sent actual chills/feels throughout my body. So thanks and fuck you.

Don’t you mean “pirates ARRREN’T fuckin subtle scallywag”?

Yeah, but can they be slammed?

Pretty sure he thinks groceries just appear in the kitchen when he’s a good boy.

No it’s called being subtle.

That’s not the point but cool.

Uh, maybe socks for $6...

Uh, maybe socks for $6...

Please keep in mind that the new update changes the game’s rating to R.

You just gotta make sure to check if it comes packaged with an R2D2 warranty.

Maybe it sounds like the whispering of spinning blades of death?

Make sure your CPO is not a POS or you can be SOL.