See, you just did it.

I'd make #3 be "Stop being shitheads to new and casual fans, as well as people that just don't like soccer."

The fight broke out after a disagreement as to whether "Mexico is the Croatia of North America" or "Croatia is the Mexico of Europe."

Frankly, I don't trust any list that doesn't rank Cardinals fans as the most sensitive.

You also have to assume MLB tacitly endorses this kind of thing, because they're putting together a highlight clip of all the incidents.

"this is not true at all"

Look. I get that there's a lot of stupid, unfair criticism of Lebron, Bosh, and the Heat. And I agree that a lot of it is wrong, over-the-top, and pointless. I get that.

Good, but they should have made the runner blow up with the tag.

Guess that they will have to retire the "Who Ya Crappin'?" segment

Maximum Overdrive, which got dropped off the spreadsheet somehow. "Monster" attack is sort of pushing it; it was probably the hardest movie to categorize.

I honestly don't see the problem here. You don't deserve to play if you can't handle softball questions.

If he isn't drafted, chalk it up to the NFL's non-prophet status.

Great, our distinctive artist is called "The Civil Wars." Keep on fucking that chicken, Alabama.

Shoulda been you, Ned Ryerson.

"Uh oh!"

-Carl Lewis

Teammate: Hey Jesus, what's gonna be your walk-up music this year?

To be perfectly honest, I felt more degraded in a minimum wage, blue-collar, low paying, service job than I ever did doing porn.