Who is innocent here genius?

Ahh, "context." Because doing any of these things would be fine as long as other people in other locker rooms are doing them.

"I hope you're proud of yourself for watching that whole thing just to see a combined 1.5 seconds of nipple."

$1 is a 20% tip on a $5 drink, and over 15% at $6.50. If the beer or shot is more expensive than that, it doesn't change the amount of labor that goes into it. If it's a complex cocktail with a double digit price, I'll tip $2.

Did you miss the part where I said I tip big? Oh and go fuck yourself.

I'm sorry, but taking the cap off my bottle of beer is not worth more than a dollar. Also if you're sitting at a bar watching a game or something for a few hours, you should just tip at the end before you leave. At that point you should be pretty drunk and throw a few more bucks then you normally would.

It's strange that the announcement was made today, because their lips started and stopped moving yesterday.

He's just reminding his teammates of the stakes.

Remember when Gronk posing with a porn star was the big problem with Patriots tight ends? We were so young, so innocent...

I think Gurnick makes a great point about Morris. Morris took the high ground consistently throughout his career. He was a principled player, and an upstanding man.

Rodgers actually had the better day passing the ball, it was only Kaeperncik's ability to run that was the difference.

Duncan activated a power-up that sends everything into bullet time.

We'll be using polling software with the results hidden from public view, so that we'll be the only ones able to see how the polling is going.

Yes, it absolutely is called a beer bong. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Nope. They are interchangeable words to describe the same thing.

That is a beer bong. You are a retard.

Hey Sean, your a fuckin boner.

You better be able to back that up, because every beer bong I've ever seen looks like this....unless you can smoke beer.

Red Sox fan here. It was the right call. The runner would have been safe by 3 feet if there wasn't a large 3rd baseman lying down on the base path with his legs in the air.