This is my favorite thing in sports.

Fuck St. Louis.

Seriously! I started reading this thread and between "Angrier Geek" and "Parageek" and was getting my popcorn ready as I felt the righteous geek flames begin to burn bright.

Sadly it seems the geek fail is mine:

Uh... yeah he did. His movie origin is essentially his TV Show Origin, he conducted a Gamma Ray Experiment on himself.

I thought it was implied/stated that he did test the gamma radiation on himself in The Incredible Hulk.

Not being the comics expert, I think it makes a load more sense for the guy who makes his own AI, armor suits, and essentially self sufficient drones (Iron Man 3) to create Ultron more than a physicist or a theif.

Watching fans' dreams die never gets old.

I have no problem with this. It is part of his job. One he gets paid very well for. Screw the fact that he doesnt want to do post game press. He is required by the fact that he agreed to play this game for x amount of dollars. It is part of what that money pays for. If he doesnt want to do it, take some money away, a…

If I've said it once, I'll say it again.... Seattle fans are the most insufferable bastards in the sports world. You just can't stop patting yourselves on the back.

"Things did not work out so well for the dude in the Colin Kaepernick jersey."

Can't wait till they give that cord an extension.

The Bears just signed the cord to a 5 year contract worth 70 million dollars.

Secret Service Agent 1: I'm only going to ask you one more time. Are you working with anyone else?
Secret Service Agent 2: ANSWER him, you slippery son of a bitch!
Secret Service Agent 1: Are you working with anyone else? Anyone else? Yes or no?
Seal: [Leans forward]
Seal: [Coughs]
Seal: [Claps twice]
Secret Service Agent…

Well... When you play with 12 men and make a big deal about it, you're probably gonna get penalized... Jackasses

Make the calls....fine. But remove the automatic first downs with these 5 yard penalties. Refs are controlling the game too much. 3rd and 27? Throw long and hope for a holding call to extend the drive.

No fucking way. The roar of the crowd even outside the stadium sends chills up the spine in a way being in a bar or at home could never match.

When it comes to vile, bigotry-laced protests based on racial inequality in the United States, act like you've been there before.

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Dear Fellow Cardinals Fans,