At first I was like the fuck you talking about that’s a security guard... Rewatched and saw the probation officer on the back of what I thought was a security guard.

At first I was like the fuck you talking about that’s a security guard... Rewatched and saw the probation officer on the back of what I thought was a security guard.

Douchebag Seahawk fans in “12” jerseys

Somehow I don’t find it the slightest bit surprising that Tom Brady takes his Super Bowl rings with him on vacations.

Winner.

The all-time greatest.

I was wondering the same thing. This is the same condition that killed Hank Gathers and Reggie Lewis. I’m sure his NBA career ended because no team would want him with that condition, but he still wants to play, life-threatening disease be damned.

Besides, how many teams truly overhaul the “core” of their teams? Most contenders that do make trades just add a player or two.

You must be really cool.

Scrimmages don’t count.

Asking forgiveness in advance for referencing Family Guy.

Agreed. I’m not a wrestling fan, but I’ve liked Cena ever since he came on the Adam Carolla radio show back in the day and gleefully and unapologetically admitted that “The Marine” was a complete ripoff of “Commando.”

If only you didn’t mix in the good Lebron joke with the irrelevant takes on her looks.

+101

That O-Line single handily broke Jake Locker to the point he couldn’t play anymore.

No snark; this is awesome.

If the only thing that survives an airplane crash is the black box, why don’t they build the whole airplane out of the black box?

Any mention of Jon Koncak always reminds me of this...