I know my racist CPD uncles and cousins are going to be shocked by this report.

Last week I dreamed that Bobbi Brown created a line of makeup kits named after Bikini Kill songs.

My mom used the word scamps today, too, which is the most I’ve ever heard the word. Wait...are you my mom, Madeleine?

Candyman is basically the greatest horror movie ever because it involves both a supernatural murderer and urban planning.

Oh come on. You make it sound like he was talking about rape. I agree with him. I think ask her more is ridiculous when it comes to the red carpet. I understand it for interviews - women get the same annoying questions about diets, their appearance, etc. and men get to actually answer questions of substance. But…

It’s like what Warren Beatty said about Madonna:

Lyme disease was on the Real World: Seattle for a half a season. So, pretty famous.

Everyone needs to stop telling Whit Stillman it’d be fine for him to DJ.

aT leaST he dIdn’t wrItE it DeLiA’s sTyLe.

Chrissy Teigen must have seen the same Wendy’s commercial I just saw! Stars, they really are just like us!

So he’s a Gail the Snail?

Jesus. And people complain about “black names.”

Probably not.

But at least cabs don’t have your name and phone number like Uber drivers do. Both sets of drivers can be shitty assholes, but I’m anonymous to the cab driver.

This was my favorite episode! I actually loved both rooms and everyone in that episode was really likeable.

Maybe Nicki means Indiana RV salesman Tom Raper?

For some of us bedazzling never went away.

I can totally hear Gloria using the classic Judge Judy-ism, “Mr. Cosby, on your best day you are not as smart as I am on my worst day.”

Morrissey basically invented insufferable! So this is a bit of a pot/kettle situation.

My dad very rarely wears his wedding ring and my parents have been married since 1971, so I think that’s a good sign for you.