Landry? I think you mean Lance.

Kim Foxx i’m sure was instructed by powers above her to let this go

I’ve had just about enough of your Vassar bashing, young lady!

You still better have a letter signed by all the women you haven’t assaulted ready to go, though. Just in case.

Your comment is great, but your name is even better. I totally read it in Sandy’s voice.

What I’m hearing is that you saw a Footloose revival where Katie Holmes played Ariel.

I have definitely thought about those same things too. Especially when I turned 30 a few years ago.

Gabriel Mann maybe? He was on Revenge.

I’m over Lisa Bloom.

Sorry, I had to.

That is a scary bit of information (which I read in Brian Griffin’s voice, so it was slightly less scary). I know very little about drugs in general, but I had a friend who was always down for anything but with the caveat “Except for PCP. I don’t fuck with PCP.”

It reminds me of the Office (UK) Christmas special where David Brent says, “For me to be attracted to a woman, she has to be as intelligent or slightly less intelligent than me.”

Monica is talking about being diagnosed with endometriosis.

I liked it too and I really expected not to. Both Sophia the character and Sophia the real person are God awful assholes, but I thought there were moments of humanity (like between Sophia and the art student/his mom) and some genuinely laugh out loud scenes (like the one where she wakes up after surgery and is trying…

I was glad that a romantic relationship between Agent Cooper and Audrey didn’t happen because it would have seemed out of character for a morally upright FBI agent like Cooper. But I wish they would have had more scenes together rather than totally cutting off that relationship. I also didn’t care for his relationship…

Wow, that’s great information to know. I’ve always been opposed to pallet diy projects because they’re fucking ugly, but I hadn’t even thought of that. The more you know.

I literally laughed out loud at the line “Is your bladder acting like a gay black diva?” in the episode where they use Titus’ likeness in a commercial.

I remember back in the aughts (before the US economy collapsed) when all the celebrities and nuevo-riche were buying those giant, super tacky watches covered in like diamonds, I read that the real old school super rich had started buying very plain watches with black leather wristbands to differentiate themselves from…

Counterpoint: She was also on episode of Murder, She Wrote, so she can’t be that bad. (But for real, Caitlyn Jenner is awful.)

One of my theories is that Debi Mazar is the coolest living actress.