I always want to call pachinko “Pamchenko,” as in the Pamchenko twist.

Hell already seems pretty awesome.

I have really mixed feelings about Taylor Swift. On the one hand, she seems really great to her fans and to the people that work for her. On the other hand, she can also be really childish and petty (especially when it comes to people poking fun at her) and I *hate* they way she acts like it’s sexist to criticize her…

He deserves to win for this outfit alone.

Are you still rocking the JNCOs?

As a fat girl, these drawings don’t offend me because things like this say waaaaay more about the person who drew them than they do about me. This woman’s self-worth is entirely wrapped up in how she looks and that’s just sad. Beauty fades, maybe she gains weight, and then what is she left with? She should take this…

Well, if she had kept them in the US he would have lost really important years with his own children he’d never get back — and if I understand visa restrictions, he would not have been able to travel to the US at all to visit his children and maybe that’s why the judge gave him custody?

There’s a difference between like and love. Because, I like my Skechers, but I love my Prada backpack.

That has got to be awkward in retrospect, even if Europeans are more open about love and sex like everyone keeps telling me.

How timely: http://www.theonion.com/articles/iowa-…

Beyonce.

My sister Meghan is cool! Our mom said so!

Right?! Remember a few years ago when there was outrage over a photo of Sarkozy and Obama allegedly checking out a 15-year-old girl's ass? Well then the actual video was released and it was clear that Obama was looking to see if an elderly woman was ok making it down the steps (although in the video it still looked…

No! Ilan is the worst! He's a schmuck and a bully.

Anna Wintour is still trying to make Sienna Miller happen? (Insert Mean Girls "fetch" reference.)

Ferret? That's a cat snake.

I really liked her at first too, but now, ugh. I think the fact that Leann Rimes is such a fruitcake also helped her get some good PR for a while, but eventually we all started to realize that they're both terrible in different ways.

I feel taken advantage of and cheated by the Uber name.

Oh come on. Uber's shady as hell, but they most definitely warn you about the serge pricing and when you book your ride you have to confirm that you accept the surge pricing. Next time, if you're too drunk to do math in your head, take a regular cab.

Mad Men's

This whole George Clooney wedding thing has left a bad taste in my mouth. For someone who has gone on and on about celebrity privacy (Gawker Stalker, anyone?), he sure has been Kimye-level fame whoring lately.