Whatever, Chilli. I'll drink up all the Hennessey ya got on your shelf.

I never really cared one way or the other about Denzel Washington until I saw a clip from a mid-90's interview with him where he was talking about Salt N Pepa's Whatta Man and he was like, "Why couldn't they say 'A body like Denzel with a Denzel face'?" Then I loved him.

I can't remember what the exact saying is, but it's something like: always be nice to people on the way up because you'll run in to the same people on the way down. Ariana would be smart to remember this.

I love her dress too! I'm not a huge fan of lace because a lot of the time it looks chintzy, but this lace is gorgeous.

First Ebola, now Suge Knight was shot. The 90's really are back!

Speaking of dirt bags...

You had me at Reginald VelJohnson.

I had the flu a few months and all I consumed for like three days was blue Gatorade. Fun fact: if all you have in your body is blue Gatorade, both your phlegm and your poop will be light blue.

Obligatory.

That was a Law and Order-style twist!

They've moved on from California cheeseburgers.

Bieber does seem like the type to sing, "You're so precious to me. Am I precious to you?"

I didn't actually care one way or the other about Martha Stewart before she went to jail but I LOVED her afterwards. She served her nickel (well, penny) without any bitching and when she got out she went right back to being HBIC. Her fake WASPiness is a little grating, but I can't stay mad at a Polish girl from Jersey.

Oh yeah, well I've got Irish alzheimers. I've forgotten everything but the grudges.

Whenever I have to order something I don't know how to pronounce, I start by saying, "Ok, I'm gonna butcher the name," and the waiter/waitress usually seem charmed by that disclaimer.

A girl I know was (is? I haven't talked to her in a while) Joan Cusack's waxer. She's very unpleasant, but that might be just because she's having hair ripped out with hot wax.

About 8 months ago or so Guiliana and Bill were in my random Chicago office building. She was wearing sunglasses inside on a cloudy day and he was polite and let everyone off the elevator before him. And one time in the 90's I saw the rapist Kennedy (I know, I know, which one? The one who actually went on trial) in…

I LOVE Nick Swardson.

That would have caused a major feud between Chrissy and Jewel.

I just saw this blind item on D Listed (it's from Blind Gossip, though). Michael K thinks it's about Selena and her relationship with Demi and Taylor Swift and that seems pretty plausible:

Spiral Girl is subsisting on vodka and cocaine at this point. However, she still doesn't think that her problem is that bad and…