There was a post on XO Jane written by the girl who got into the instagram fight (an even stupider term than facebook fight) with Richman. While Richman's an asshole, the girl also came off as an asshole. I'm not upset that Richman lost his job, but I'm not like happy about it either. Assholes getting defensive when…

Don't give him ideas!

Mom, when did you start commenting on Jezebel?

I love three-legged dogs and other deformed animals, like pigeons with messed up feet, because they don't know that they're deformed, so they just keep on keepin on and they're not any less happy than dogs with four legs or pigeons with normal feel. It's a good, if slightly cheesy, life lesson.

Huh. Sticking up for racists. Bold choice.

Dave Holmes has been writing these posts on New York Magazine called "Somewhere in Time" and they are so fucking funny! He basically picks a random week in the 80's/90's/00's and writes about the top songs or videos from that week. One of the funniest things he wrote: "8. Patti Labelle and Michael McDonald "On My Own"…

I'm glad Donald Sterling kept it classy by saying "made love."

I, for one, welcome a sequel to "So Yesterday."

Joke: How can you tell someone is vegan?

Right?! Wisconsin is simultaneously the best and worst state in the country. Awesome: Mars Cheese Castle, beer, brats, Milwaukee (the only major American city to have ever elected three Socialist mayors). Terrible: this turd, Scott Walker, voting out Russ Feingold in favor of that tea party asshole Ron Johnson.

I turned 32 in March and my motto for this year is "Thirty-too old to care."

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Ugh, "haters," seriously? There's valid criticism of putting Kim Kardashian on the cover of Vogue that isn't rooted in racism or classism or slut-shaming.

Here's another great photo from the same event. After seeing these pictures, I kind of become obsessed with the Swedish royal family.

Have you seen the Swedish royal family and their stern-looking baby?

I thought Jessica Fletcher was the pride of Maine.

Andrew WK is one of the greatest human beings alive. When I was in college (this was about 10 years ago) he was performing at the student center (it was an awesome show; he's got so much energy). Afterwords, he sat outside for hours signing autographs and talking to fans, and this was in February in Illinois, so it…

I've wondered before why there aren't as many shows on network tv with predominately black casts like there were in the 80's and early 90's and I think it has to do with cable. Now that there's BET and TV One, I think network TV execs think of black audiences as more of a niche group and that "they" have their own…

This person didn't say "world-class" enough to be Rahm.

I was painting the fireplace in my living room once and I needed to keep my cat out of the room. So I put him in the dining room, where his litter box and dishes are, and turned my five-foot long table on its side to block the doorway. He managed to jump over it. I'm 5'3" and I want to see him jump over me one day.