Um, FWIW, my husband made my engagement ring from a spoon handle. Doesn't make it any less of an engagement ring because he didn't buy it from Tiffany or Jared or Kay jewelers.

Oh sweetie, just pack it in for the day.

Reading is good. You can even skip to the second sentence!

You missed the point by a mile and a half, kiddo. Unless your fiancee is also your daughter.

HOW HAS NO ONE MENTIONED B.D. WONG

Hell, you have Eric Shinseki and Dan Inouye (I forgot he used the old spelling) who were military heroes of mine. Dan Inouye was a badass. What about Steven Chu, the Nobelist? Michio Kaku, the popularist? Ellison Onizuka, whose statue I see regularly in LA Little Tokyo?

I think there's plenty more well-known Asian Americans than Tila Tequila for goodness' sake.

The thing I like most about "Mr Doobypants" is that for successive generations to know his name without prior introductions, he would have to had to have introduced himself, using the name Mr Doobypants.

Motorboating for breast cancer awareness guys can make their next prank thrusting their faces deep into a bathtub full of warm human excrement for colon cancer or Crohn's disease.

I also believe that a lot of white women need saving too, mostly from blatant ignorance, but I digress.

I just can't believe it's the same baby. I've never seen that kind of transformation. She's gorgeous though.

Thank you! Your little girl is a doll-face too. My husband and I often say that the kids are so much better looking than we are, that had we not been there when they were born, we would be sure we got the wrong ones.

I posted a pic of my daughter earlier. That was her with a tan— she's usually whiter than that. She's actually mixed black and white, but while her brothers look like me, she looks more like her dad. Here's another pic of her with the boys:

Firstly, your baby really is adorable. Let's just get that out of the way. But, more importantly, I understand exactly how you feel. My wife and I are an interracial couple. I'm white (Irish) and she's Hispanic (Mexican). Nearly 18 years ago we had a BEAUTIFUL baby boy. Chubby, "tan" skin, a totally cute headful…

I can has your baby?

Your baby is actually very cute (and I don't even like babies) but HOW DID HER EYES CHANGE FROM BLACK TO BLUE??? HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE???

This is definitely some sexy time music, but I just don't think I can get into it because I keep thinking about how rapey "Blurred Lines" is.

“when your little girl
asks you if she’s pretty
your heart will drop like a wineglass
on the hardwood floor
part of you will want to say
of course you are, don’t ever question it
and the other part
the part that is clawing at
you
will want to grab her by her shoulders
look straight into the wells of
her eyes until they echo…

George Michael called and wants his entire look back.