Oh, I get it! He and Robin Thicke weren't the same enough, so he did this video. I understand now.

Baby wigs are dumb, but the picture reminded me of something awesome. My Mom thought it would be adorable to dress my little sister and I up like hula girls when we were too young to understand. Here, my friends, is the photo of said experience.

Babies might not need merkins, but I want to make an assload of money selling baby-merkins to morons, so... (prints out patent application).

Cue "my baby ate wig hair what should i do" being a google search...

I nearly deliberately rear ended a van that had a "Princess on Board" bumper sticker on it today. Asshole.

I felt exactly the same way before I got pregnant. I secretly frowned when other moms told me about their pregnant bodies, about the weight they'd gained and struggled to lose (or weren't able to lose), about how radically their priorities had shifted throughout pregnancy and into early motherhood, etc., etc., etc. I…

Sadly a large number of people who scream "freedom of speech" have zero idea what it means.

Nothing, we mean nothing, turns a woman off faster than the smell of feces.

"Feminist women and men will try to ban or burn this book!"

You are a silly, idiotic little boy. Grow up, moron.