posted this story elsewhere, but it's languishing in the greys. re-posting here since it falls in the "dream visits from dead loved ones" category.

my ghost story is pretty weird, but 100% true. i don't find it particularly scary or spooky though. although my family and friends know about it, this is the first time i'm actually recounting it in its entirety to an audience of strangers.

i remove my tampon BEFORE i poo, out of respect for the giant Period Turd that's about to come on through.

OMG I THINK WE HAVE THE SAME FAKE BOYFRIEND!

yup. Sunday was Thanksgiving up in Canadia.

MARRY ME!

FUCK YEAH CLAUDIA 4EVA!!!

our beloved first cat lived to be 17, and in the last year of her life, she couldn't groom herself as well as she used to when she was young and agile. even though my mom and sister had awful allergies, we allowed our cat to take the spot of honour on our living room couch that year, instead of keeping her confined…

yay! i love all those creepy-ass Italian giallo/horror films!

is this still from that Mario Bava movie Black Sabbath or Bloody Sunday or whatever? (the trilogy. they all have so many alternate titles i get them all mixed up.)

he said "flesh envelope."

i never fight the urge to tell. :)

Asian here. not tryin' to sound racist, but is this (public toenail trimming) a cultural thing?

EXACTLY THIS.

BURT, YOU INSPIRE ME:

"the Ma Joad of fashion modelling"

YES!!! i came here just to post this Tina gif.

"Society has banded together to create men who don't rape as a way for women to prevent potential date rape."

::tries to think of an appropriate way to tie-in the "HA! HA!" guy meme::

hands up: who clicked on this link expecting to see a video of Sarah Palin?