my mom used to sing "Rock-a-bye Baby" to me when i was an infant, and i would LOSE MY SHIT. EVERY TIME. i screamed like crazy and was absolutely inconsolable. my poor Japanese mom didn't know any other (English) lullabies, so out of desperation she was forced to make up her own cheerful nonsense-syllable-singsong…

yes!

pffft.

i used to work with them back in the daaaaay! right after dELiA*s brought them in-house from NYU.

of all the first world problems to have, this is the first worldiest.

just leaving this here . . .

forensic investigators later discovered that he had been researching "elderly people dying in hot cars" on his Nabi 2 tablet.

THAT IS NOT ADAM DURITZ.

::searches internet for "uterus rage comic"::

well, the only way to know for sure would be to take off their diapers, and ZOMG THAT'S PRONOGRAPHIES!!!

BUT HER BOOBIES ARE SHOWING, AND THOSE AER PORNOGRAPHYS.

"WOW, Adam Richman is a douchebag!? What a surprise!" said absolutely no one.

". . . Dov Cha[r]ney has had a reputation in the industry as a creep since at least 2001."

"hey, i don't remember that scene from Tommy . . .

i just read this headline as "Kim Kardashian Is Being Photoshopped for Vogue RIGHT NOW."

Psych is one of those shows where the commercials are so funny they make me wish i watch that show. (i refuse to start now because i'm so late to the game and have missed so much of the series, it wouldn't make much sense.)

i totally agree.

no, why? OMG, ARE THEY ALL RAINBOWY OR SOMETHING?