first of all, your daughter is absolutely GORGEOUS, and i am dying to squeeze and schnuggle her.

how about:

really!? that big giant OH SNAP is now in a Z formation.

i too love the Razzies. it's like a giant, collective OH SNAP to everything i hate about Hollywood.

::falls to floor and dies laughing::

i am completely (intentionally) out of touch with All Things Hollywood, and will probably never see any of the Hunger Games movies (although i did see Winter's Bone) . . . i don't watch any of the late night talk-shows, so i am not up to speed on J-Law's witty repartee with [insert host name here] . . . and i have no…

YOU GUYS. recently i was at my friend's baby's 1st birthday party, and friend of a friend brought her toddler daughter, who is TWO AND A HALF.

::hugs GrapeParfait::

i kind of hate that i love this so much.

YESSS. My Fitness Pal FTW!!! i kicked off my post-baby diet in May with the Master Cleanse, then used MFP to track my progress since then. so far i've lost 35 lbs, and I EAT CHOCOLATE EVERY DAY, Y'ALL. at first, i was eating Dove Promises, but recently upgraded to the 2lb Costco-sized bag of Brookside…

wait, Lindy, who is that tweaking your chin in that very blurry but very fabulous photograph? Blythe Danner? Carol Channing? (i hope that's Carol Channing!) WTF was that awesomeness? do tell!

meanwhile somewhere, Cher just tweeted "FIRST," threw down her smartphone and walked away.

good lord, this song is awful. my god, that snare rush! it's so unintentionally hilarious, and not even in an ironic throwback kind of way.

yes, her eyes are a deep, dark grayish-blue in the first two photos. the change happened rather suddenly, over the course of a month. that middle photo was taken on March 1st, and in her Easter photos her eyes are a much lighter, brighter blue.

EXACTLY THIS.

thank you!

haha, i often joke with Babydaddy about like, "HOW IS IT POSSIBLE for us to have made such a cute kid?" even my mom says that her grandkids (including my sister's kids) are WAY CUTER than my sister and i were (not that we were fug or anything).

OMG they are ALL SO ADORABLE!!! what beautiful kiddos.

"Oh Mother Nature you and your silly sense of humor."

heehee, NOT A CHANCE.