like many babies, her eyes were actually dark blue-grey when she was born.

my little girl is 1/2 Canadian! (that's where her whiteness comes from. Babydaddy's family is of Scottish origin.)

my baby looked like Ernest Borgnine as a newborn!

i'll take that bait! (i wasn't going to, but since you were so inviting . . .)

Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood has been on PBS for nearly a year now. it's a spin-off of Mr. Roger's Neighborhood, and introduces the next generation of characters that we met in Mr. Roger's 'hood. Lady Elaine Fairchilde (boy, she cleaned up nice! she used to scare the shit out of me as a kid) got married to Music Man…

OMG thank you for this! i am watching Judge Judy right this very second, and she just deliciously told someone off. for some reason, my brain went through the following train of thought: "I FUCKING LOVE JUDGE JUDY. hey, lemme log into Jezebel to see if anyone commented on my tampon remark!" so anyway, your reply…

Yesterday i considered shaving off all my pubes for the sole purpose of making the tampon string easier to find. Is that a feminist issue?

OH. MY. GOD.

i noticed that the "What People Are Saying" and "Testimonials" links on the Baby Bangs page are broken.

we are just one step away from padded "baby bras," so your little toddler princess won't suffer from self-esteem issues for being a Flatsy Patsy! on second thought, that's nothing new—-a little girl on Prostitoddlers and Tiaras already infamously wore boob and butt prostheses for her Dolly Parton "talent" routine!

no, Teddy's wearing the sweater the entire time; it's embroidered with a heart. you can see it if you look closely at Teddy's arms during the interview portion.

"any sexual interactions with women must be consensual."

YAY! you win.

oh Paula Deen, why'd you have to go and make me feel all stabby this morning? i used to think of you as the warm Southern grandmother i never had . . . now you're much more like the racist grandmother i did have. :\

i almost didn't watch this, but then was all "WHAT? my boyfriend Martin Starr!?!? OMFGYESPLEASE."

. . . would it have been better if the fat one were on the table with the apple in her mouth and the skinny one about to dig in to some succulent pork?

YES. Asian BB creams are where it's at! i use a Korean brand that has spf 42 (!) and (they call it "skin-lightening ingredients," but let's not go there) melanin inhibitors to improve sun spots and discoloration.

bah! i came down here to say just this. i could give two shits about Rihanna and her Instagram.

LEAVE MERIDA ALONE!!!!!

YES.