does "nonagenarian" mean she is ageless?

um, what? i'm just waxing nostalgic about being a dorky kid in the '80s.

whatever, kid. shouldn't you be studying? WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS?

huh? that S has nothing to do with Stussy; we used to draw it back in the early '80s in NJ, well before the Stussy brand had any kind of exposure outside of Southern California.

::googles Cathy Brennan::

aw, man. really?

YOU WIN.

me too. except for the feeling bad part.

NO.

because FOOTBALL. don't you get it?

this is even better than those two kids crying after The Odd Life of Timothy Green.

i just Googled Benedict Cumberbatch, thinking a Tolkien reference had somehow flown over my head.

"I'm of the opinion that we all reach that place [. . .] it's just that some of us don't have the clout to get through it."

heh, i'm only 1/2 kidding. c'mon, "filmgenius?" it's such an impeccable combination of egotistic bravado and transparent naïveté, i SO BADLY want it to be Doug IRL. it's just TOO perfect.

that right there is some awesome giffage.

aaaaahahahah. good one, Doug. seriously, nice try.

no.

no! the chulrrens is the worst! they work in gangs, usually with a grown-up ringleader, like Fagin from Oliver Twist. i was robbed by a couple of kindertheives! their conscience got the better of them, though . . . something about pickpocketing a nun must not have sat right in their little hearts. ;)

i was pickpocketed in Pisa by two little kids working with their mother. i'm a Japanese-American Buddhist nun (shiny bald head and e'rrything), and was there with my teacher (an elderly Japanese monk) and one other friend, an elderly Swiss layperson who was our host on that trip. we were leaving the Piazza dei…

you need to re-post this tale on next year's Halloween horror-story thread! you'd SO win.