Except every human being, models included, have skeletons.

Unhealthy Malnourished Holocaust Skeleton

but my god these are also human women in these pictures.

Yet for all this hand-wringing no one though to name the model, or ask her what she thought. Her name is Kiki Willems.

we’ve cum so far, but we still have far to go.

Jesus Christ could not be reached for comment.

I’ve noticed that if you use a high pitched voice, like you’re talking to a puppy or baby, and go ‘aww that’s adorable/that’s so cuuuuute!’ it tends to make them shrivel up and go away. Just any sort of general baby talk involving how cute and little and charming it is will piss men off to the point they’ll leave you…

What you doing in here, Kris? Don’t you have some momaging to do?

I squeaked, said, “That’s four pounds seventy”

Jesus, each of these stories should have ended with a scalding bowl of soup to the dick for the men involved.

That damaged animal belongs in an actual rescue facility, not in someone’s house as a bloody pet.

Moyer said she gets her red kangaroos from a Wisconsin-based exotic animal broker, and that females run up to $3,500 and males, $2,000. (“He brokers any animal you’re looking for. One year he asked me if I wanted a white rhinoceros for $100,000. Last time he called me he had a bunch of hyenas. He’s an awesome guy.”)

Here’s good rage-worthy material. A high school in Ohio purchases a tiger cub each year to act as the high school football team’s mascot (yes, an actual baby tiger). At the end of the season, they give it to a roadside zoo or push the cub into some other shitty living facility, and then buy a new cub the next fall.…

Rape is included in sexual assault, but is not the same thing. Nobody here is saying that men are not sexually assaulted, or that it’s not a big deal when this happens to them. Someone who attempts to force themselves on a person—such as what happened to you— and fails will probably try again and succeed. That’s why…

Thank you for having the strength to share your story.

“And she is not a performer if she never shows herself.”

VOGUE CAN’T MAKE US DO ANYTHING.

Wait, I thought high-rise jeans were the thing this year? Can they be? Can we overturn this low-rise ruling?

She stood a better chance of making it home uninjured after being completely drunk on a train platform than when she got arrested by the police. Sickening.