First time I've posted this one myself.

Dorky Dad-in-Chief:

Jesus Fucking Christ. There's no way I can eloquently express just how awful this is.

At our yearly dance recital, we used to do a Daddy Daughter number at the end of dress rehearsal. And if the Dad's were on board, we did it the last night of the show. Just the corps dancers/TAs with their Dads. My Dad, with out fail or rhythm, danced for 5 years straight including a number which spliced YMCA with…

I used to threaten this kind of buffoonery to keep the daughters in line.

I think I have to disagree, to some extent. If someone, or even three someones accuses you of something, I don't think you should simply accept it as absolutely true. I'm black, and I've seen people pilloried for being racist in situations that I don't think they were.

"At first I thought they didn't want me to participate in campus activities," Kevin told Baker. "Then I thought they didn't want me to graduate. Now they don't want me to have a job or be part of society. Do they want me to commit suicide? Is that what they want me to do? What is the endgame?"

As everyone knows, children are raised only during working hours. And women don't work outside the home as well as inside the home. And men are very tired from doing all the work in a family.

"Outside of a forced marriage or kidnapping, it just seems very hard to believe that a person would over and over again put themselves in a situation where they could expect this kind of behavior to occur."

My mother raised me as a Catholic.

"Outside of a forced marriage or kidnapping, it just seems very hard to believe that a person would over and over again put themselves in a situation where they could expect this kind of behavior to occur."

You have an intriguing imagination.

Um, that was adorable. I really doubt anyone was coming here to say any of that. But, you might have some bitterness you should let go?

i am sorry, but i don't understand your 1st sentence

I have a zit on my grundle. I demand that Congress open a dialogue leading to reparations.

Madonna... she's just fucking awkward, isn't she? :-/

You're part of the problem.

My books are stolen and put up on pirate sites all the time—yes, it's awful and it takes money out of my pocket. But it's not rape—and I would never compare myself to those whose lives have been ripped apart by the tragedy of rape.

Madonna!