This sounds like it should be an Onion article. Actually, it really should be an Onion article.... It would be much more palatable.

It's weird to get older and realize how fucked up this character is, isn't it?

I am so disappointed. I hope this actually does lead to a policy change, but I'm not hopeful. I loved Kickstarter, but unless they address this a bit further, I'm not sure that continuing to fund their projects would be entirely in line with my values.

Have you ever considered that people were just giving you an honest response and not trying to be snooty? Maybe there's a fucking reason these people don't have TV?

Hmm. A while ago, I kept getting sponsored links to some page called "1-800-choke a ho" on Facebook. I reported it as offensive, reported all the posts/pics as offensive, and asked that they get taken down. I got a reply back from Facebook that they weren't taking it down because it didn't violate their terms.

I like how you ignored every other point I made, and are apparently ignorant of the fact that she has been playing for free for many years, long before she could "afford it." Except she felt that she couldn't afford not to, because that connection with the fans nourished her. When she finally succeeded at getting away…

Ugh. I've heard of this happening in straight dating situations too, and it's completely ridiculous no matter the parties' sexual orientation. They all go to school together! I knew seniors who dated freshmen and sophomores when I was in high school. It happens CONSTANTLY. If they're going to prosecute those as "sex…

"Listen," said the parents and the school in a joint statement, "If this were an issue of a promising young football player playfully raping another student, certainly we could look the other way. But this isn't that. This is a violent crime of an evil teenager consensually having sex with a slightly younger teenager.…

u gotta get out of Florida, girl.