I was giving you an alibi.

If only the pro-birthers were swayed by this "science" stuff. It's almost like.... they don't even care about women and they have some kind of ultimate agenda.... Hmmm.

Libraterian Boyfriend sure gets around. He used to sleep on the couch in my asshole college ex's apartment and mooch off other people's stuff.

Ok. *shrug*

I went to the club with my best friend and one of her "casual pals." Afterwards, we hit a Denny's and ordered some breakfast. Casual Pal (who will henceforth be known as "Satan") orders some egg white omelet and wheat bread with no butter. She's trying to watch her weight—no matter that she had already downed 6…

I live in the Midwest, home of Culver's and the "Butterburger," which is (I think) a hamburger with a top bun that has been buttered and toasted before final assembly. It is usually served with a small pickle slice on top of said bun, rather than inside the sandwich.

Best, truest sentence: "a libertarian government is the only way to economic lol"

There's probably a Starbucks in the wheel wells of every minivan built after 2008. There is NO excuse for requesting Starbucks coffee at a non-Starbucks.

i had a not quite that bad but post-meal embarassing date/tipping experience once that ended in me going to an ATM and going back to the restaurant a few minutes later. we were both paying cash, splitting the check.

And what time is Maaaaatlock coming on!?

I feel like that crazy Coffee Latte story needs to be a Hyperbole and a Half blog post, it needs Allie's glorious illustrations to depict that woman's rage.

He goes on to explain that every time a "waitress" does something he doesn't like, he takes a dollar off the stack and puts it back in his wallet. According to him, this guarantees EXCELLENT "waitress" behavior. He ends it with, "And it doesn't matter anyway, we live in [a state] where the restaurant has to pay them…

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Well 1) the point is that it doesn't matter if she was or wasn't; Jesus didn't care and he didn't judge her. It doesn't make her worse of a person because whatever her sins were it didn't matter and 2) whether he ate with prostitutes or not, he explicitly ate with sinners.

I don't fully disagree; however, after observing my very Conservative (and yet very blue collar) family, I couldn't say that the book felt out of time for me. Gay marriage may be a losing issue if trying to score moderates, but it still brings the conservative base to the polls like no other. The midterms have…

Dude, I honestly don't think it's exclusive to your gender. I've seen some blood-curdling "BUT... WHORES ARE KILLING BABIES!!!!!!" comments from lots of women on the internet. Lots of them seem to be called Barbara, strangely.

I find that extremely disturbing as well for a number of reasons including, as you mentioned, giving another possible reason to dismiss the stories of rape victims. Another reason is that whenever we start to parse rape and incest exceptions in abortion bills, we've conceded a lot of ground. Rape and incest exceptions…

she's gonna cut that ounce with a ton of bullshit, though.

If there was truly an "abortion industry" they'd be trying to deregulate it, not ban it.

Can someone please describe what exactly the "abortion industry" is? Are they in cahoots with "the gay agenda"? I am fairly certain that we don't have multinational corporate abortion conglomerates anywhere that I can see. (And I can see pretty far, it's very flat here in WI don'tcha know)