Yes, so many stories like that. The most interesting one in my family was a mail order bride. She was one of many siblings on a farm in Sweden. On his deathbed, her father made her oldest brother (who would inherit the farm) swear to take care of his mother and unmarried sisters. That promise lasted precisely as long…

I thought Amy Adams was Pam from The Office until like 4 years ago.

The problem here is that the Jezebel staff is too young to have known Holly Hunter and Jodie Foster when they were young (in Foster’s case VERY young) actors making their mark in excellent films. Their confusion is clearly generational - they might as well be discussing Greta Garbo, Ingrid Bergman and Barbara Stanwyck.

I would like the next installment to address Isla Fischer and Amy Adams please. 

So, like, we’re just not gonna talk about Matt Gaetz having kept a sex slave for years?

When I was little and Jimmy Carter was governor - every time we drove by the Georgia State capitol - apparently I would say “There’s Jimmy Carter’s house!” and supposedly, he shook my hand at a parade. I have, and will always be a lifelong fan of Mr. Jimmy.

It may be unfair, but I get it. I mean, if you were Canada, would you want us (some of us) coming up there and screwing up the place? I wouldn’t.

I hope people are scared straight from the 2016 election. Everyone from the political scientists down were so smug. 

The last paragraph of your comment reminds me of a story: I used to live in a county that housed two USMC bases, so I became friends with several Marine Corps families over the years. One day I was chatting with my neighbor, a Marine Corps gunnery seargent, and his crazy smart 4 year old daughter:

Well, the one thing better might be seeing “Individual 1" behind bars.

I completely agree with you, but please allow me to explain how it works in America: White citizens are not considered terrorists. Even when write people are caught committing criminal or terrorist acts against fellow citizens, they aren’t labeled as such or treated as terrorists because white people (unless, of…

“1. Nothing is guaranteed because of the polling. Vote for Biden like your single vote will decide the election.”

Even some of his former advisers are issuing dire warnings about his reelection chances. “Under the current trajectory, President Trump is on the precipice of one of the worst electoral defeats in modern presidential elections and the worst historically for an incumbent president,” said Sam Nunberg, a one-time…

Impeach him again. Impeach him every day until he’s dragged out of office. Every. Single. Day.

Man Jimmy C. and Obama...both of them genuinely nice men who tried to do their best for us and America just didn’t deserve them, as the country then revealed by voting like total assholes.

Man just when I forget Matt Gaetz exists every week, he opens his big stupid trout mouth and then:

The answer to that question is we all turn 40 eventually. You can’t stay shrp forever and honestly...who even wants to.

I think about this at least once a year. Usually it’s when I see her doing a duet with Blake Shelton.

I’ve never really understood why people thought Gwen Stefani was so amazing (though I was never a No Doubt fan). Shirley Manson is a cooler rock goddess in every way, and Garbage is a far superior band.