Confidential to Nick Jonas: When your sexual evolution reaches the stage where I could possibly be in the picture, call me.

I fondly remember my days in freedom-math class...unlike that filthy calculus with all it's limits.

Because their special little snowflakes would never do anything "dirty" like having sex. And they certainly never talk about it because where would their kids be exposed to things like that.

In the late Pleistocene, when I was a freshman in high school (all girls, Catholic), our sex ed was a year long program taught by a retired Army nurse who would answer ANY question about ANYTHING. She had seen it all, hon, and she wasn't embarrassed or ashamed of the good old human body and its various functions and…

Planned Parenthood is not exactly the best when it comes to putting young people first.

My work here is done....

Nope. Sex is a thing that a boy does to a girl which should make the the boy feel good and the girl ashamed afterwards. And in a marriage sex is a thing that a woman has to do in order to keep her man from straying from God.

My SLC high school put on a production of Grease in the early 90's, which was pretty much the extent of our sex ed program. One of the mothers was very vocally horrified when she had to explain what Aunt Flo was to her sweet innocent THIRTEEN YEAR OLD DAUGHTER.

"Sex is an icky, nasty thing that should only happen between an married man and a married woman"

To be fair, shameful sex is pretty hot.

Sex is an icky, nasty thing that should only happen between an married man and a married woman and should always be punished with pregnancy! It should never happen between two horny individuals and definitely not in the back seat of a Datsun B210 that may or may not have dents and bondo, in the parking lot of a…

If teenagers insist on having sex, let's make sure they feel guilty and ashamed and have issues (or unwanted children) which will ruin sex for them forever. That'll learn 'em!

Idiots, all. I'd be thrilled for my daughter to receive this information. The ones that don't like it can stuff it. Their kids don't have to attend.

I'm not a democrat, and i love this guy.

might not agree with him, but he's right about a lot of things when it comes to democracy.

I use Spotflux whenever I use public WiFi and that always gives me a US IP address, so I may use that to watch these... just thought the message they give you is at least original :)

I initially thought Obama's delivery of "The Decree" was a "fuck it" move, too — until he got about halfway through and I realized it was actually genius. Colbert gave the President an effective platform to convey his message about healthcare to a younger audience. "The Decree" was very well written, funny, and…

Let's add "Cali" to this list.

Exactly. He's researching and discussing the bands that HE likes and that influenced HIS music. Meanwhile everyone here is too busy wagging their fingers at him for not including the shit THEY care about in HIS special that they can't smell their own hypocritical bullshit.

I think you are the only one, yes.

What's wrong with upper west siders? I used to be one, and I'm the best! And even though I'm poor (cook's wages) I tip like crazy to make up for all those bad tippers out there. Was he using "upper west siders" as code for "Jewish?" Because I'm that too. This guy sucks.