The Atlantic article Jez is referring to used this as their lead image.

Lol, I knew a guy (aka partner of a friend on facebook I haven’t spoken to in a decade and never really knew) who, just before opening a box with blue or pink balloons inside to reveal the gender, and who clearly wanted a boy, shouted “blue balls!” ‘cause he’s a mature adult. His girlfriend gave him so much side eye.

Th…

If it’s causing him to fart he’s probably taking it with cream or milk, that lactose will getcha.

Maybe I’m just a Debbie Downer but I don’t get why people are celebrating somebody with at best a pretty unhealthy relationship towards drinking.

That sounds delicious, but he didn’t need cheap food. He could’ve hired any private caterer for this, given work to “honest Americans” or whatever that point is that politicians love to go on about, and people would’ve at least commended him for helping one small business in the midst of the shut down. Instead he gave…

Theory: Trump is deliberately making this the longest shutdown possible/ever ‘cause he doesn’t want to win the election next year. It’s close enough that people will remember and so not vote for him, but far enough out that when the time comes he can still campaign like normal and then just complain and blame it on…

That dress is beautiful! No reason why they can’t dress her like that all the time.

I don’t like the asymmetrical cape thing, but the pattern on the dress is beautiful. Definitely a fave.

Wow there were like, THREE fat women on this red carpet, I think that’s a record?!

Also I love Melissa McCarthy but she has the worst fashion sense/stylist. She so often ends up in ugly fat people clothes - there are beautiful ways to do stars on a dress, this isn’t one of them. Justice for fat fashion!

I’m in a one bedroom, and thanks to rent control I’m in pretty much the cheapest apartment I’ll ever find - most places this size and location are at least $500 - $1000 more now (rent is surging like crazy here, a one bed is about $2000/mo on average now). I’ll be fine, and this will end soon. Losing my apartment…

I think the “him trying to gain your trust again” part is what’s important here. After my boyfriend cheated on me I wanted to fix things and he wouldn’t talk about it (hi bad communicator), and he kept saying “don’t you know how guilty I feel?!” as if that’s important. We broke up after a few weeks, but then got back…

I’m in a relationship now that I’m going to be ending - we’ve been dating three years and lived together for one (which is why breaking up is a little more complicated and I don’t know when exactly I can afford to end things). I’ve gone through a lot of what it sounds like you’re dealing with: my boyfriend did cheat…

I think what you want is a dermatologist.

K but realistically, what would happen if a plane flew into a drone? ‘Cause there’s only one winner in that fight in my mind.

K Jezebel but don’t pretend like the gossip articles that were posted about this earlier weren’t full of the same snark, especially ignoring the normalcies of Indian weddings and comparing them to Western traditions (that veil snark tho!)

“We think it is inappropriate to litigate these issues in the media or for conclusions to be drawn based on references to selectively chosen documents taken out of context.”

I mean, technically that’s just normal chopsticks. They don’t use the shitty wooden ones in restaurants/at home in Asia (or in many Asian households outside of Asia).

What did you expect?

I don’t think we can be all things to all customers. It is a specialty business; it isn’t a department store.

You can really tell you’ve been a designer since the ‘90s.