I always forget Smarties are different in Canada and the US. What you Americans know as Smarties, we know as Rockets (which are great), but you’re missing out on Canadian Smarties (unless they’re a different thing in the States?)

Legit black widows though?! ‘Cause in that case I get it.

That’s super weird, but actually those friends of his are pretty great for going along with such ridiculousness. My friends would’ve rolled their eyes and kept partying rather than clear the dance floor to let me slow dance with my phone.

Have no fear: Doug Ford is now the premier of Ontario. No crack scandal yet, but give it time.

Canada doesn’t have it more figured out than the States, we just haven’t had the idiocy get all the way to the top yet.

“At its core, [coding] is a language that builds that technology.”

“... players being flooded with a mysterious new creature that could not be caught.”

Holy fuck that’s out now?! ON IT.

I know it sounds weird, but my dad did it. He had to be at his job for 5am, so got up at 3am, and went to bed at 6pm for like, 15 years starting when I was probably 10ish. We got very used to only seeing him for an hour two before he started his night time routine at 5pm. You get used to it, but it doesn’t really help…

Oh it’s still around, all updated for the modern era (so not nearly as weird as it used to be): https://www.ytv.com/

Today, Teletoon is more like the Canadian Nickelodeon (though still uniquely Canadian, airing a bunch of Canadian programming as well as Cartoon Network/Adult Swim stuff), and Family Channel carries most…

YTV wasn’t a Canadian Nickelodeon, it was it’s own special and weird thing! (not every Canadian thing is a reaction to or a knock off of an American thing) Growing up in Canada in the 90s was all about YTV and Much Music, a glorious era of cartoons and actual music videos.

Not your point, but ModCloth and Eloquii have good plus options, depending on your style.

I’ve always thought it was hypocritical of VS to sell bras that promise to make your boobs look like an H cup but then not sell anything actually larger than a DD. Looking like you have big boobs is critical and important but actually having naturally big boobs nah we can’t support that lose weight and get our push…

Having just turned 30 and seeing how most of my very close friendships from my 20's turned out... I hope the best for these girls.

They didn’t rent the whole place, the Louvre is huge. The Mona Lisa and Winged Nike are relatively close to each other, and I don’t know about the other paintings and the egyptian stuff but I would guess they’re in the same wing. It’s probably the most popular wing, but it’s far from the entire place.

No, Deliveroo, your “riders” aren’t heroes, they’re employees. Regular employees. Maybe come up with something to help protect your employees that spend all their time on the road, often in unsafe areas and bad weather conditions.

It’s just an option among all the different rides you can order, like Uber X, rideshare, etc. Maybe it’s location dependant, as you’d need cab companies to sign on with Uber, but for me it’s the first option that comes up.

I keep getting Rosanne Barr and Rosie O’Donell mixed up, who is also a fat lady but Trump HATES Rosie.

Same. I HATE giving head. It hurts my jaw, I don’t like being in that position for so long, and even with the nicest guys it always feels like there’s a weird power dynamic going on. I don’t really enjoy receiving either, but my partner likes doing it sometimes so I let him ‘cause he enjoys it. He’s disappointed that…

This is why I order taxis with Uber. Still get use of the app, easy payment, and tracking, but I trust the person behind the wheel more, even if it’s a little more expensive (or like, normal cab fare).