Exactly. His music is not for me. I don’t like his music but he interviews well and seems like a smart, well grounded kid. Someone said he looked like Mase in a red braid wig and I can’t unsee it.

I have oily skin and am currently in love with my sunscreen (Biore Perfect Milk SPF 50+). It’s got tons of alcohol in it (which may be a deal breaker for some people!), so it makes me and keeps me matte all day long. It does such a great job that I’ve stopped using powder! It also has a super silky finish to it. …

he was snorting cocaine or meth or something in the toilet. that was not “road rage”, that was some drug-fueled paranoia and delerium.

Imagine Gordon saying “Come on get it together. I just saw your babies butthole”

I love how they’re like, “We are not a cookie cut, corporate business. In fact, we are the antithesis of this model” and then list all the ways your visit might be shit because of this.

Totally agree on point three. I’m not a business owner, but as someone who uses reviews to make decisions, it’s rare that a single bad review is going to put me off something. I’m well aware that there are drama queens running around on the internet who either exaggerate their experience or who were part of the…

Vegan meals, served with a side of

From baby buttholes to tofurkey sausages, this whole article made me vaguely nauseated.

I don’t disagree with you, but surely you don’t mean 80 degrees celcius.

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

re: “getting in young” - I was 16, he was 28, so it’s the same age gap, but two years to the left. He was a musician. Wrote songs about me and shit. I was lucky enough to get out after a couple of years. But when I try to talk about it, most people are like, “Well, age of consent, what’s the big deal, blah blah blah”…

Today I adopted these badass little girls, so I’m loving the world.

Bravo.

this could have just been a space or fire code issue type thing. 100 people on one desk is not reasonable

“Playgirl: The Magazine for Urologists & Urology Enthusiasts.”

and if it does, its probably a witch.

In a contest of who is the most cynically exploitative lying piece of fraudulent shit, Bernie still wins.

Athletes, like real ones, not golfers or poker players, are legitimate freaks of nature and are physically superior to average Joes in every way. Randy Moss could go fishing at 4am, show up for the CrossFit games at noon, and win the whole thing — not 1997 Randy Moss, 2017 Randy Moss.

You may have technically “played” in the NFL, but his dad owned a USFL team. Oh yeah, and he’s at least 25% orangutan.

I’ve done Murph a couple times (no vest), and I think my best time ever was around 55 minutes. For comparison, I can run a mile in 5:30, two miles at 13:00 without feeling particularly winded, rock climb regularly at V4s pushing to V5s, and oh yeah, I played in the fucking NFL.