AnaBollocks
AnaBollocks
AnaBollocks

As I have written before, my daughter died when she was five in 2011, two months after being diagnosed with an inoperable and malignant brain tumor. There is no cure for her type of tumor - DIPG - and current treatments do little more than extend life for a few months.

One of my best friends left her husband with her small child when he beat the shit out of her. She called 911 while speeding away in her car with her child in the backseat. A few hours later I was with her, and it took me 7 hours to convince her to call the police back with the details so that they would criminally

But it’s fantastic, haven’t you heard?

That is a wonderful story. I hope you are so much happier now, and your priest is still out there, dropping unexpected truth bombs on unsuspecting members of his congregation.

My ex was a raving asshole who didn’t want me to work. I did some volunteer stuff, which caused me to be offered a really awesome super cool job, doing something I’d always dreamed of. He didn’t want me to take it, telling me that if I took it I’d have to leave. I called the priest who married us and he listened to me

His Drunk Uncle IS Trump’s America.

I can’t look at Susan Sarandon without thinking “ugh” anymore.

Omfg. My first Tiger Beat. Yeah. I’m old. Ha ha.

Yes, but blood on a cut avocado will prevent it from turning brown.

I think that a lot of women like to blame victims of intimate partner violence/domestic assault, in large part because they themselves haven’t experienced it and it allows them to feel like they’re in control. They likely feel the exact same way, unless they, too, have experienced this kind of abuse.

Can I just say that I am in awe of articles like this. The effort and research that went into gathering all this info is amazing. Thanks for making the effort.

Congrats! I got a new job after being fired (without warning and with no explanation) and am loving my new job so far! Now that I’m not a nervous wreck all the time (old boss was a yeller) I can actually do non-work-related stuff again. I can have hobbies, yo!

Sounds familiar. I admit I still watch Pump Up the Volume when I’m in need of a boost to my oppositional-defiance or feeling especially powerless.

How’s about: “water is blue, chocolate is a flavour, ex-managers accuse Johnny Depp of Grossly entitled behavior”.

Test driving a car someone likes is usually all it takes to get them to spend way more than $1200 above what they should. In fact as a car salesman I can pretty much guarantee unless you too have sold cars you paid too much for your car (unless you don’t drive) soooo are you upset that people can be sold things? 

God

Gotta love that blame the victim mentality, let me guess you would have also never taken nude pics during the fappening right? They thought they were buying passes two a 4 day festival with accommodations, free drinks, and meals in the bahamas with music from the likes of Blink 182.

Do you know how much something

I really hope she meant “like this is as much as my rent...”

This is kind of the reason why I’m struggling with being sympathetic, but at the end of the day, I have to remind myself that these people were cheated and the concert line-up looks pretty good too. So, there were probably plenty of people who just went to see xyz artist.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.