It’s not a bad strategy, I must say.

No, Mr. Pie. I read the whole article.

We’re holding Phil hostage, our demands are 10 semis full of beer.

LeBron be like...

Any Mora that and Jim will say "Keep your ugly fucking Ulbriching ass out of my beach community."

"beaten like animals"? Who is beating animals into a coma? That seems like a really odd way to describe what happened here.

Tara Reid hasn't aged well.

In fairness to Sarkisian, most people use the F-word when they break a Trojan.

Cool story, bro.

I went to college at Northwestern, so most of my sentences start just like this one did.

I went to college at Northwestern, and less than a minute walk from campus is the world's top-grossing Burger King. I had to go there one day during my first week of classes on the way to some meeting because it was on the way and I didn't have time to get lunch anywhere else. The place was empty. I made it a point to…

No you idiot, coach said we need to catch up!

Dyslexics are surprised the family owns anything at all.

That's just more at bats for Javy Baez. The joke's on the rest of the NL.

The guy hasn't played competitive basketball in almost two years, it's not really surprising that he might be feeling a little extra soreness, Team USA doesn't need to "downplay" this because it isn't really that significant, it should be expected.

They may have had a hard time with the tarp in Chicago, but it still went more smoothly than the cover up in St. Louis.

I just wanted to comment to extend a deep and sincere thank you for the straightforward headline. I have been steadfastly removing sites from my feedly list that use those ridiculous clickbaiting headlines (you won't believe what happens next!). And if you can believe this, even though you gave away the conclusion in…

So the guy who was a PC in every commercial only uses Apple products. iApprove

The "Erase Free Space" this is a myth. It doesn't work. When you erase free space you are actually WRITING garbage over partially deleted files so they can't be undeleted. Writing to your SSD is what drags down it's performance. Don't do this.