AmyKnoppe
AmyKnoppe
AmyKnoppe

I’m forever grey so idk if anyone will see this but I could use some advice. I’m 21 and I’ve never been kissed. I don’t get crushes often and I’m not the prettiest flower in the garden and super shy/awkward so its just never happened for me. It never used to bother me but since I am graduating in spring I am starting

Question for the childfree folks:

And the hits keep coming!

I have thought about this a lot as well. What I want to do is tell them the story of Santa with all the magic and then tell them that some people believe and some don’t. They get to choose. I’ve never met a person permanently scarred by finding out Santa wasn’t real. I plan to do this with religion as well. Educate

A great part of my secular Jewish upbringing was that my parents made it quite clear that they worked very hard all year to buy us Hanukkah presents, and that we should appreciate them for it. I was also given very strict instructions to not ruin Santa for the gentile kids in the neighborhood, which I did even though

I’m torn about my future non-existent kids. I want them to appreciate what I’d do for them. I wouldn’t mind if they received some religious education, for knowledge’s sake, but it would feel wrong to deliberately lie to them about the existence of Santa/Jesus/Whatever for a few years of “magic.”

“Basket of deplorables” was objectively the correct description...but still the wrong thing to say in public while on the campaign trail. Signed, Massive Hillary Fan

Sarah H Sanders

Correction: “twot” (American) means ladyparts. “twaat” (British) means stupid person. The meaning changes with the pronunciation. A twaat can have a twot. snerk.

“there’s no such thing as Scotland Yard”

You’re overthinking it. All you would need to do is smash it.

My slow-as-hell, very much a WIP giant embroidery hoop! I’ll be glad as fuck when this thing is done. (but also kind of loving working on it)

As an ICU nurse, I get paid a decent living wage, will give you the same professional care whether you are not able to pay for your hospital stay or can afford to buy the building out from under me. Different business model altogether. Not to say I would refuse a gift box of homemade cookies, ahem...

Amy’s is actually all-vegetarian and has a good selection of vegan items. (I had her vegetable korma dish for lunch today.)

I think the “clowns are harmless fun” boat sailed with Captain John Wayne Gacy at the helm.

I just can’t believe so many people are excited about and rooting for incest. This whole thing squids me out, and I don’t think that Daenerys is worthy of Jon, either. She’s coasting on whatever she had left over from Essos and to be frank, I don’t know why she doesn’t just give it up for Jorah. He’s been panting

You must be a hoot at parties.

You could also mention the millions (billions?) of small animals killed by house cats every year. We could also discuss the impact of domestic cats on threatened and endangered species around the world (especially places like Hawaii, Australia, and New Zealand). But they’re just so cuddly* and cute and it’s other bad

By offsetting the true cost of having a kid it directly or indirectly enables people to have more though.

TRL was THE show to watch when we’d get home from eighth grade, circa 1999-2000. I don’t remember being interested in it once we got to high school, which was 2000-2004, and it was certainly gone from anyone’s minds by college.