More like dozens a year. In the first month of 2017, 4 leaks and one explosion. ‘Merica.

I know! I have all this outrage to spread around, but fuck. Where do we even begin? Is this a tactic?

If it’s in a jar, I would say go for a pump next time (preferably one in a dark packaging if the have it), as retinoids can loose stability when exposed to light. My derm has told me that eventually I will have to go to a higher %, but I haven’t run into that yet. It’s kind of shocking that all of these cosmetic…

I could go into a lot of detail, but yeah. 99% of buzzword ingredients listed on fancy and not so fancy moisturizers can’t do squat. Moisturizers don’t absorb into your skin—they coat it and protect moisture loss. Don’t get me started on Vitamin C. Roc has some retinoids, correct? Literally the only useful vitamin…

Seriously. It looks like it hurts her to fake smile.

I just recommended MUAC! Didn’t scroll far enough to see your post. Which peels are you using?

I’m dealing with the same thing :(, but I’m on Retin A. Have you talked to your derm about micro-needling (not the at home rollers!)? It’s very expensive where I live, but I’ve heard its cheaper in different parts of the country. I’ve read a lot of medical studies about acne scarring, and micro-needling with…

I worked in cosmetics for many years, and the consensus on Philosophy was great marketing, not great products. I’ve tried their stuff, meh. Now that I am out of that world and don’t get everything for free, there is no way I’m going to spend $60 on a moisturizer. After a year or so of trial and error, CeraVe is my…

I’m actually surprised no one has said this yet, but Loreal’s Voluminous mascara in Carbon Black. It’s a thousand times better than any high-end mascara and I’ve been using it for years. Once you go Carbon Black, you never go back.

MY GOD, NO. This looks so painful, and…. medieval torture-y. And how in the hell is taping your nipple to fold over your breast more flattering than sagging.

Because I live in NJ, I had to look them up. They are now playing an After-prom party on the 20th. Or was this whole thing just a double booking incident?

JBJ played (with Bruce) at the Hillary rally in Philly on election eve. Obviously, the low point of the evening, but he won’t stoop that low. Bon Jovi cover bands on the other hand...

Rock star? No. LEGEND.

Damn right.

I listen to a lot of true crime podcasts, so I have zero objections to slapping a bracelet on your kid that would help you find them if they went missing. I was a little freaked out about the idea of microchips, though. I guess we all technically have microchips tracking us and storing our data—we just call them…

I just can’t imagine how you could do this to parents of this girl. Stealing a newborn from a mother is so deplorable.

... I don’t have kids and not many of my friends do, so feel free to call me an idiot, but your baby has a microchip? Is this a thing?

I had a children’s book about a Princess who was stolen as a baby from her castle by normal people who raised her in a normal, suburban house. My nickname was “Princess Amy,” so naturally I assumed this was simply what happened to me. The parents also joked they got me from gypsies... so...

My 14 year old self would call you a poser behind your back but secretly wish I had your lipgloss and sparkly nail polish.

Me too! I think I was 11 or 12 though, definitely in 6th or 7th grade. My first cassette tape was Pearl Jam Vs, purchased at Strawberries.