it couldnt be because the Malaysian Government has a massive ammount of egg on their face as a result of this fiasco, and want to close the case as quickly as possible?

My boats float, yet they get barnacles...

Long thin things can float vertically, 90% of it could have been up to 6 feet under water. Fucking duh. You know what else gets covered with barnacles? Boats, the bottoms of boats. Yet they float! How can this mystery be solved? Can a floating object flip over occasionally, so that first one then the other side is…

Surprise, surprise... America proving once again that it’s not ready to be counted among the more civilised countries of the world.

I’m sorry, but this article doesn’t include any real investigative journalism into its own claims. Did you contact Gossett and ask HIM why he left? How about all us donors who contributed to the first two Kickstarters — which raised nearly a million — who were told that our money constituted “almost the entire feature…

Right? American journalists are way too soft on their interviewees. We need more Tara Browns.

This is what Hollywood thinks it takes to create a sense of threat these days: They have to make reason, sense, the very laws of nature, take a holiday. Animals suddenly get a 10000% increase in intelligence, a shift to social natures, and a unity of purpose that humans have never had. Basically making them killer…

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…

Zach G sounds like a classy dude. Same with Silverman. that story (their part at least) made me happy

I love that he thought that was better. “No, no, no! I wasn’t INSULTING you! I was SEXUALLY HARASSING you!”

Matthew Lilliard - I don’t think he’s aware he’s a celebrity, he acts too much like a regular person. During press junket in NY, he freaked out over how much free food there was. It was so cool.

I’m happy to hear that about Matthew Lillard! I’ve had a crush on him for forever :-)

TL;DR - Fuck Joe Pesci. But I never stopped loving Goodfellas.

My friend works at Disneyland and one of my favorite awkward stories she tells is about Katy Perry. When she comes to the park she gets on Its A Small World and gets her drink on. Every. Time.

*takes long breath* Okay so it was Labor Day weekend in LA and my friend decided to have her bday party at the rooftop of this swanky hotel in Santa Monica. It being Labor Day, there was no one else there but our party (about 20 something people), and then in walks Chelsea Handler with a small entourage of older gay…

I have been fortunate over the years, as a result of chance encounters, my time in college, and various jobs, to have met numerous celebrities (including a now-former President twice in the month before his election, a A-list level superstar singer of whom I was and am a huge fan on my 21st birthday, and many actors,…

Joe Biden is like the classic Letterman era joke that starts out awkwardly not funny, then becomes painfully unfunny, and then, through sheer persistence, finally becomes funny because you can’t believe this jackass is still trying to sell the joke. Also, I will always love him for this:

Ellen Page. I met her at club in Culver in 2009. I had a black eye and she asked me how I got it. I told her I ran into a stop sign and she goes: “You’re supposed to stop at those.”

Oh this I might actually have a good one!

Anthony Bourdain....if he wasn’t a dick to me, it would have been disappointing.

Saw him and Eric Ripert speak and afterwards waited an hour for him to sign his new book Medium Raw. Got to the table , my turn he looks at me with utter disdain and says “name” I said said Rachele (just like Rachel from Friends). He…