You can have my Mustang when you pry it from my cold, dead hands...or I wreck it, whichever comes first...

Azerbaijani is one of the Turkic languages, and not only are these spoken in Turkey, Finnish is also a Turkic language. Azerbaijani is spoken in the Caucasus. That’s where caucasians live. Although I’ve used caulk many times, and I’ve never been to any part of Asian, I consider myself a caucasian. So do most white…

Make that “three” if you throw in the dark days of Aermacchi, but then if you do, it’s possible you’re capable of farting dust. Like me.

All this “news” about Tesla is keeping me in suspense....

I’ll be here all week. Don’t forget to tip your waitresses.

Last month I rented a 2016 Fusion and put more than 2200 miles on it. For the money, this is a fabulous car and if my 1927 model driveway and garage were larger, I’d own one. It is a poor man’s Audi.

I wonder about those hats in a high wind. How much lift do those hats experience?

No. You’ll wake up in fanboys wanting to engage in a 3-way with you and Elon.

Live by the tweet, die by the tweet. And then fanboys, masquerading as bloggers with latent journalistic tendencies, will stand in line to service your production unit.

‘Zackly. Car magazine is worth the price. If a blogger’s boss can’t afford it, they’re too damn cheap.

You’re correct. And add in that it’s possible to live in a lot of places in the world where they don’t have access to electricity but do have access to gasoline, and that’s yet another factor.

As for “electric cars in big cities,” consider New York City. Not only is it a pain in the butt to park, but if you do park on…

You mean Consumer Reports? “ From that data we forecast that owning that Tesla is likely to involve a worse-than-average overall problem rate.”

You’re too optimistic. I don’t think it will take 10-15 years for sensors and motors to crap out. If so, I’d be typing this on a five-year-old laptop. They’ll follow the Germans’ lead and let the chips fall where they may after the “certified pre-owned” warranty expires. This is a historic time. Tesla can combine all…

They’ll just move it into their butts then.

So I’m going to skip my usual statement about “Musk’s fanboys lining up to blow him,” and change it up to “Musk’s fanboys lining up for an electrically charged bu-fu.”

Some of us have been waiting for this. Some of us have understood that Tesla products are marketed like every other car. “You can pay this price and get this. Or, you can pay this price, and get this much more.” So what other corners will be cut to make the $35,000 Tesla?

Tiff Needell is legit. He might be the only legit “carmentator” on the telly.

Because Harley-Davidson has no products in the market for dual-sport, sport tourer, sport or dirt bikes.

The location of the motordrome in Newark, NJ is now the site of Vailsburg Park. There are no historic markers in the park that commemorate the tragedy that occurred there. As the crow flies, it’s about two miles from my house.

Imagine, one blog post that seeks responses on UAW, Trump and Tesla. It’ll break the internet faster than what’s-her-name’s fat butt.

How many weeks after the staff voted themselves into a union?