I also swing both ways, so to speak, with a scooter and a motorcycle. Although they take up about the same amount of space, the scooter is just easier to use in urban and dense suburban traffic. The underseat storage space carries five bottles of wine with room to spare. The “step through” space carries the same…

32 minutes? Dude, you need an editor. That’s way to long for this medium. If Sherwood Schwartz could tell a story in 22 minutes with six speaking characters, you should be able to pare this down. You seem like a nice guy and all, but no.

And the fanboys queue to smell Musk’s musky-smelling nutsack.

And the fanboys queue forms for the fanboys, eager to smell the musky smell of Musk’s nutsack.

You’re absolutely correct. They should be in Atlanta where as motorists, one has the opportunity to experience life in a daily commute, and on weekends, the thoroughly enjoyable mountain roads. It’s a large metro area, and there are plenty of classic cars to see as well.

But no, they’re in New York where automobile…

That’s not so much of a “dead cat space” above the back wheel as it is a “dead hippopotamus space.”

That’s right. We (I reside in NJ) let you in for free, but make you pay through the nose, or in this case, the hose, to escape. Even if it’s just Hoboken, Jersey City or Fort Lee.

If you were a hooker (hey, it’s the Interwebs, you might be!) would you get into an autonomous car with some stranger’s Chinese food? I wouldn’t.

Autonomous cars should be diesel-electric hybrids, assembled by Fiat Chrysler using VW engines and sold with New! Improved! Takata (safe) airbags.

Chinese food, groceries, dry cleaning, hookers, blow...

So New Jersey isn’t completely useless to Manhattanites. Instead of “The Garden State,” it’s the “Gas Station State.”

That almost reads like a post from a spambot.

“You also assume the parts of our country that have “Easy living” is just going to be comfortable having liberal, career driven, queer, creative, weirdo, capitalist, ethic-looking as well as ambiguously ethnic-looking people moving in next door.”

So I guess you live in New York City, and haven’t really spent much time…

I can safely say that most Jalopnik readers don’t care if there is, or isn’t, a gas station in New York City.

Never heard of the guy. Okay, I take that back. Yeah, I’ve heard (yawn) of the guy.

Out to the gun range in my cousin’s Forerunner.

You must be a member of the punditry class.

At least 20,000 metric tons of the punditry class will find themselves out of work. The rest will be fine.

Yes, the Brits will do just fine with Brexit. Unfortunately, the punditry class will soon find itself unemployed.

There will be two futures for cars. Electric cars for urbanized first world. ICE cars for developing markets and rural use. That’s it. We’ve seen developing nations leapfrog landlines and go straight to cellular. We will see developing nations go from nothing directly to local, possibly solar/wind for home use.…