The whole point of the autonomous car is not that you own it. You pay some money to summon it, and pay it some more money to take you where you want to go. If you want it to wait for you, you pay it some more money. It is intended to be driverless Uber.

And it still presents a creepy visage that looks like somebody put some duct tape over a hostage’s mouth. “Don’t say anything bad about Dear Leader or he’ll release his horde of fanboy monkeys upon you!”

Look out! Here come the fanboys.

You mean “blown.” Not being fully cognizant of verb tenses must suck.

The sleeping bag is his prototype of the “Shroud of Disappearance.” He uses it when his fan boys sneak into his office and try to blow him.

Hot Wheels made a run of them. There’s no need to wait Get yours now!

So what’s that “full disclosure” got do do with anything?

DING! Give the man a cigar!

That’s not much of a refresh, buddy.

The handful of people I know who either
a) bought new Ferraris or
b) can afford a new Ferrari but do not

Behold! It’s the most pointless thread on the internet today. It features people who know little to nothing about aerodynamics arguing about a car that hasn’t been built, and comparing it to cars that were never built. Hooray!

He wants to play the rusty trombone for Elon Musk.

Oh look, an other article so the Tesla fanboys can once again show how eager they are to fellate that Musk fella.

So you haven’t driven in New Jersey, have you?

It’s where I have resided for 11.5 years and I can attest that you are absolutely correct. It’s batshit crazy here in Northern New Jersey and you just have to expect drivers to do crazy things, and cops to respond to these stimuli with peculiar actions.

Here’s another opportunity for Tesla fanboys to show just how eager they are to blow Elon Musk.

No “I” in team. Yeah, I get that. But guess what. There definitely is a “M-E” and it’s pretty damned easy to chase off your best talent.

So I guess they’re playing catch-up to the WeeStrom.

Here’s something to think about. You might be working in some other department, such as sales, and your bonus is tied to sales performance. Meanwhile, some jerks over in engineering screw things up, which causes sales to plummet. Therefore, you get no bonus. None. Meanwhile, you’re writing tuition checks for your kid…

It’s been that way for many years. When the first New Beetles were being tested, I used to see them out on the roads early on Sunday morning. My motorcycle club rode from Pinellas County, up to Brooksville, and back. That’s when we’d usually see something. That was at least 18 years ago.