A few months ago when we bought a used car to be used as a "collegemobile," I noticed the windows had been etched. During the closing, they tried to sell me the etch again, to which I responded, politely, "No need. Take a look and you'll see they already are etched."

Nice try. But you're incorrect on everything but the Kia, Hyundai, Phaeton and Pickup, but only if the pickup lacks exterior bling.

I'm not so sure about that. It's been thin for a very long time, with regards to both content and ads. If the local dealers could have had a reason to support it, then so it would be. But the paper's focus, and survival strategy, is to reduce local coverage and try to be a global issue-oriented paper. "Issue oriented"…

Yeah but you'll make up the cost in dental work.

He was probably too busy filling his pants...

That's the one I like seeing. Did you notice how the cars with swing axles really do swing? Of course, you kind of have to be some sort of idiot savant to know which cars in this old movie had swing axles...

Odd, I call it "The Third Toyota Repop of the Fiat X1/9."

Nice save. You know what they say "Miata" means in German..."Good life."

"How much do you think it will cost to fix that?," said the horrified teen to his father.
"Oh, at least as much as a Miata."

Most of the time, I think you're correct. However, there have been outliers on both sides of the "reliable even if neglected" and "unreliable even if maintained." I'd put the Volvo 240 on the "reliable even if neglected" side, and the Chevrolet Vega and Chevette in the "Unreliable even if maintained" category. I know,…

Whenever a sentence begins with the phrase, "Some say," then quite obviously, Ce he sin heard this from The Stig.

#4. Skip the politics. We're here for cars, SUVs, trucks, and hoonage. Thanks.

Nothing shouts "I have a small peni5!" quite like a Camaro, except a Corvette, or a Harley-Davidson with straight pipes.

Great is relative. The K-Car saved Chrysler as not only as a car, but as the Caravan minivan.

Think about it this way. Imagine you're on the Mazda team of employees who get the call from upstairs and the Boss says, "Hey, Fiat just called. They want in on the Miata project because they want to sell it as an Alfa-Romeo! Go put together the deal." So you put together the team, figure out the business case, and…

Global climate ISIS is destroying the moose population, and therefore, the test has no validity.

I'm old enough to remember when boats with this configuration, and exact floor plan were called "Family Sedan Cruisers." Usually, they were powered by two V8s from Chrysler or GM, and frequently with 230 hp per motor. Your dad was burning gas at 1 gallon per mile. In the mid 1970s, you could buy boats with a very…

regarding the interior ... it looks like the person who rides shotgun gets to see the same sort of banglebutt in front of him as everyone else sees behind the car. It's ugly. I don't care how fast it is.

If the article had been published on Cracked, then it would have merit. But on the HoPuff? No, he's just shilling.

And Vox can be their canoe paddle.