Unfortunately, today's iteration of "Lancia Man" is fundamentally down at your Chrysler dealer. (see below) However, if you are thinking of "Pre-Fiat Lancia Man," well, that's a different story, that begins with "once upon a time, there was a car company that named it's products after the road that the Romans built."

And that's exactly why the HoPuff is on my list of "web sites not worth visiting."

What's a car that's easy to have sex in? What car makes a lousy presidential limo? Which car hasn't been entered in the Baja 1000? Which sportscar is perfect for Vladimir Putin?

Yet, everyone complains because VW doesn't have a crossover SUV vehicle....

Suzuki XC90. Because a two-seat crossover SUV was desperately needed in 1998.

No. It's the Suzuki xc90.

I got news for 'ya. That's the factory "stance."

It looks like the 21st century version of the DeTomaso Pantera.

Why is this on Jalopnik? Was he driving a Murcielago into the Delta Sky Lounge?

That's just truly scrumptious.

And what's so important about an employment contract? The only people who have them are union, which according to the Bureau of Labor, is 11 percent of the population. In other words, about 9 out of 10 people with a job are doing just fine without having a union's hand in their pockets.

Of course Jersey.

Coming next, why you should never go to the movies, buy books instead of going to the library, or own a smartphone when every damn Starbucks, McDonald's and Chick-Fil-A have free wi-fi, or spend money on car magazines when you can "borrow" them while you're at the doctor's office.

Keep in mind that GM's auto sales in China have some peculiar factors that don't exist in other markets. F'rinstance, much of the sales are of extremely small vehicles that cost the equivalent of $4000. Also, GM is the minor partner in the partnership, with no more than 49 percent of the company ownership. And third,…

The Love Bug edition of 1974 was my favorite,

"Is the VW-badged Audi A6 a good idea?" ... It worked pretty darned well for Buick and Oldsmobile for about, oh, four decades, and Mercury for three decades. Can't see why it won't work for Volkswagen in China for at least one decade.

Ummm, because at 72,000 miles, this car will have more squeaks and rattles than the selection of chew toys at the big box pet store.

You must be too young to be aware of the Zimmer Golden Spirit. It was built on a Mustang chassis.

Clearly you don't understand. When I find political content on an automotive content site, it encourages me not to return. So I withdraw my rhetorical question about you ordering waffles at the drive-up window at Taco Bell. Your statement leads me to believe that you do, in fact, order waffles at Taco Bell.

How often do you go to the drive-up window at Taco Bell and ask for waffles? It's really the same sort of thing. I visit Jalopnik for cars. I go elsewhere for insite on politics.