'Zackly what I say. If a motorcycle rider can't get across that "creek," then the rider needs to take up knitting, embroidery, or making stuff out of popsicle sticks and selling it on Etsy.

If you ride, and you can't cross that "creek" with a street bike, you need to take up knitting.

The headline should read, "NPR's All Things Considered Grows Another Asshole, and Talks About Another Subject They Know Nothing About and Today It's Cars."

I've noticed the New York Times is equally guilty of similar content faux pas. If there's an article about automobiles, or motorcycles, and it's not in the…

And let us not forget the Jordan Playboy.

What about the Hillman Minx and it's sister the Toyota Starlet?

There was a car named after a toad. It was the Meyers Toad.

The Puma. Or is it a Warthog? Or a Chupathingy?

She's the one prostitute I haven't tried at the PABT. I've tried some of the others though, like Chelsea, Tuckahoe and the unforgettable Peach Melba.

How long does it take for an unaccompanied minor to get from Guatemala to the Port Authority?

But do fish still fuck in it?

"Don't send our children there."
-Guatemala

#10 the Saturn Skyline and #8 the M-B SEC have never appeared on posters that were proudly displayed on the wall of a teenage boy's room. Historically, the S-class 2-door pillarless coupes haven't done Jack SHostacovITch in the collector market, and that model, and variations of it, go back 40 plus years and even…

Given the prevalence of front-wheel-drive in these cars, it's kind of interesting that the rear ends of the cars can get smashed to hell, while the engines have virtually no crushable area around them. It used to be that with American iron in the demo derby, the driver could fix the car and use it again. That doesn't…

Try to find a drivable Alvis car for less than $80,000.

It's not the Land Rovers that are the problem. It's that each grey market Landie is infested with leprechauns. When they open the container at the dock, the little blighters scurry and now, our great country is also infested with the little buggers.

My 2002 Mercedes-Benz C320 wagon has a "weather band" on the in-dash radio. It receives the weather reports from the NOAA weather service. Now, I recognize one can now get instant weather from their phone, but this requires one to stop the car, get out the phone, and do all that stuff. Instead, you're just driving…

These were standard on the Triumph TR7 for a while.

It looks like a Piaggio Fly. You can really tell he doesn't care since it has no rearview mirrors.

So much for the reduced carbon footprint...

That was what I first thought, too. Then I turned over a new Leaf because of the headlights.