No. We don't have the Yeti, but that doesn't stop people for looking for them.

"It's not a Fit, so you must acquit." Johnny Cochran

I reside in New Jersey. I'm not sure it's in the U.S. either....

The answer is obvious "not a Miata." I think it's a Nissan Leaf.

No I remember why I quit watching network TV in the 1970s. At first I thought it was because I was old enough to drive and discovered girls. Now I realize it was just that TV was awful.

That's not a mullet son. That's just long hair. Mullets and rock bands didn't happen until the early 1980s.

So does that mean that at the United States Grand Prix the models will be wearing Prndls?

Haven't you ever been so frustrated waiting for Triple A that you figured it was just easier to call the fire department?

Do you think people would be as afraid of tornados if they didn't look like penises?

Take 1.6 liter flat four from an automobile. Place in motorcycle frame.

Let's discuss the verb "bone," as in "girls will want to bone you." Now, perhaps this is a generational thing, but the verb "bone" is an active verb. I'm reasonably certain that when the verb is properly used, the one who possesses the boner is the one who "bones." Of course, the exception to that use of the word…

Exactly. With all this "free time" on our hands, literally, it will become another advertising medium.

They will be ugly.

Had 240s, 123 and 124. No brainer. 123 & 124. And to make it easier, I don't need two. Just a 124 wagon with a straight-six.

And God said to Adam, according to John Belushi. "Don't let Eve go down there. The fish will smell like that."

people who fish the river have noticed that the flavor of their seafood is "not impaired."

Seafood? You mean "fish." It's a river, not the sea.

Compare that with NJTransit parking $140 million in trains in a tidal swamp when a hurricane hits New Jersey.

Mrs. Whaler and I have a C320 wagon. Now with 140,000 miles on it, there is much lamentation in our household because the only way to replace and have rear-wheel drive is with a used E-class wagon. Unfortunately, that vehicle is too large for our inner suburban core New Jersey driveway, and the 3-series wagons just…

As bad as the Pacer was, the Chevy Monza was way worse. The Monza was also slated to have a rotary engine, and we know how that worked out. So Chevy instead had to go with what was on the shelves. There was the four-banger, a six-banger and the small block V8. Remember, since it was 1975, all engines were anemic, it's…

I think the survey is being generous to New Jersey.