You can get all hot-and-bothered about the idea of an ATS wagon, but I don't think we're going to ever hear a non-Jalopnik type say, "A Cadillac station wagon really blows my hair back." HOWEVER, I think it's easy to imagine hearing a non-Jalopnik type say, "Have you seen that new Cadillac convertible?"

It's just like…

Leonid Breznev has them all beat. His collection of 300+ cars included the 300c, the Lincoln Continental, Rolls-Royce Corniche, and more. Lots more.

Volvo 850 BTCC wagon FTW!

That's exactly what I thought. If it was REAL progress, they'd put the twisty-knob on the steering wheel boss.

Howzabout they call it a "Plymouth."

No. It doesn't look like a Chevy. It looks like the hellspawn of McDonald's "Grimace" and a beluga whale.

They're both awful. Keep in mind that the "el cheapo" version of the Dart looks nothing like the deluxe Dart.

Volkswagen Beetle, as seen in the Woody Allen film, "Sleeper."

Just bring back "Plymouth" and see what happens...

If Bernanke tapirs, then I predict the market for Vietnamese potbellied pigs is going to go right into the shitter.

I looked at it and already fell asleep.

It's perfect. Take a boat anchor of a car, and add a boat anchor of an engine...

While reading Mr. DeLorenzo's polemic, one only needs to remind himself that it was old GM that brought us the Aztek. Executives have different skills. Mr. Akerson's skill is about how company's processes occur. That involves asking lots of questions. So perhaps his demeanor leaves a lot to be desired, the reality is…

That's all fine and what not, but it doesn't explain how he pays his rent.

It's just unfortunate that this three-way-on-the-freeway among VW, Porsche and Audi never begat a factory-fresh to your local dealership and available to you VW transporter with a very nice Porsche engine and Audi all-wheel-drive. Yes, I know about the one-offs...

Porsche has never had qualms about raiding the family parts bin. They even used Mercedes-Benz automatic transmissions in the 928.

For me, it's the BMW K75 triple. They added a counterbalance shaft, which makes the engine run as smooth as silk. Here's one at speed.

I gotchyer Dodge urban transport truck over he-ah. Mon-back ... (BEEP-BEEP-BEEP) MONBACK. That'll do.

"Splintex" ... not a very confidence inspiring name. Makes me think "splinter" and I'd have to wear safety glasses at all times. I prefer "Triplex Sundym."

Son, you still have to go to 'Bama...