As someone who appreciates the satisfaction of extracting blackheads, I was disappointed in both the lack of appropriate tools and technique. Also, vomit.

The true eye candy on the show was the Queen's woodsman/sheriff. I miss him.

Oh wow that sent shivers down my spine! My little man isn't walking yet but this makes me want to buy a harness,like, yesterday!

:-) I have a sure fire way to get him to come to me—I sit and I open some delicious food that I had been dreaming about eating all by myself for a while. That is sure to get him toddling over, usually with a fork saying "Some? Some? I have it?"

I love how you seem to think that the library is the same as DisneyWorld. Also that parents aren't using these as an extra precaution in busy areas, but rather using them in lieu of watching their kids.

Also, her kid is fucking adorable.

This is precious and one of my favorites:

"more parenting... it's not that hard..."

I just got one and it has BAT WINGS ON IT

BABY LEASH HATERS GONNA HATE MADELEINE!

Could you provide sources and actual numbers for your statements? Because I find Jezebel readers to be some of the most informed folks out there. Bonus, they can also post amazing GIFs!

Personally, I wear a tweed jacket, lie on an armchair with a mohair throw on my lap, and sip a tumbler of expensive whisky whilst browsing the internet with (plain glass) spectacles on, so that I don't feel too unintellectual whenever I look at a gif. But tastes, of course, vary. :-)

I'd wear that shirt only if I wanted to look like a bloody twat.

Oh well thank god. I was JUST saying the other day that I didn't have a good period tshirt to go with my period panties.

Firstly, the deep and unrelenting lack of self-awareness in your post is thrilling. I have seen you post in numerous threads where it is clear that you bypassed reading the source material for the Jezebel piece or watching the imbedded videos and instead launched into a semi-related, yet entirely unfounded opinion. …

What is with the quotes around "readers"? That's not how quotation marks work.

Team Jake <3

Tut-shaming.

Haha I know, a poster above reminded me and I was like "...well I suppose I see where the Taliban are coming from. In this case. And only this case, ever. EVER!"

RAGEY RAGE FACE.