probably because i have TiVo and so i only see the first person most of the time. and then i zip past the rest. i did watch the whole thing the other day and i guess the men just didn't register. dang, so you are telling me i need to find and watch the world's most abrasive commercial again? : /

okay, but can we talk about those JCPenney commercials with all the screaming women?

agreed! Ellen is so joyful and authentic, a totally different type of person than Oprah once you get past the gender and medium of employment.

i agree. if i had to travel all the time for work, on a tight schedule, followed by papparazzi, I would be asking locals to bring in food and other necessities.

"Ooh, shoes!" is such a good cover line.

oh, cool! thanks

What's going on with the i-D covers? Why do they have only one eye open?

the more I ponder it, the more i am convinced that she's Celia Hodes. Except Celia would be all, "Sorry, I took a lude."

I have a friend like that. I think she's incapable of making new friends, so she just keeps hanging out with the people we both knew when we were in college (I've moved away, she hasn't). When I see her she complains incessantly about no one wanting to go to shows with her, no one buying her nice presents at the…

She reminds me of Celia Hodes. So, basically, she gets all of my Celia Hodes baggage.

@MadamePsychosis or the very special Christmas Episode of Doctor Who: "Voyage of the Damned"!