SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't get it. They actually made it LESS stylish. It looks as if the last redesign stopped going to the gym and started wearing a bigger shirt.

I'm guessing this is now a Xbone game because they were waiting for the price of the Xbox to...Ryse!

Titanfall? That's what I'm going to call the Xbone's price drop in a couple years!

Well now we know why Fuse's look was overhauled.

$500 XBONES!!!!!!

Is this thing always on too? Hello PRISM! Can you hear me?

And just like that Call of Duty fans everywhere instantly regret their pot leaf insignia.

Something tells me we've just begun *puts on glasses* to scratch the Surface!

So let's lay out what we know:

So Microsoft comes out and says the Xbone won't spy on us but then we get an article in The Washington Post and The Guardian telling us that Microsoft has been helping the U.S. government spy on people for years!Ha! Fucking Brilliant!

"Naked Snake, as you might remember from MGS3, is actually Big Boss, clone-father to longtime series protagonist Solid Snake."

Rest assured. The PS4 will have a variety of new ways to shoot shit and blow shit up.

She's black? Who else is black? Tobias Funke?

I heard their first Kickstarter failed because they were using the Unreal engine to run it.

Man first we had TV on the Radio, now we've got TV on the Xbox.

Well when I first heard about a Prey sequel I had zero interest in it, zero...but that was before I saw what Human Head had in mind. After seeing their Blade Runner inspired take on the series suddenly I was looking forward to Prey 2. Now that Human Head's work has been dumped I'm back to not giving a crap. Oh well.

Always Huh?

Man, I haven't been this confused since I found out that Rizzoli and Isles is a thing that exists....and that it's been on the air for four seasons!

Xbox One: Big Headache