Some guy I went out with a couple of times just sent me a dick pic and when I didn't reply he asked if I liked it, I said something like "no and please don't send me any kind of pictures ever again bye" and he replied "YOU LOVE IT"

Just a few weeks ago my boyfriend cheated on me with multiple women in a dream I had. In the dream, I started yelling at him something like OHHH NO... NO NO NO NO! and apparently started yelling and kicking him (irl) and he woke up really scared asking what the fuck I was doing and that's when I woke up.

When I first read the title I thought the article was going to be about Fuck Cupcakes. As in, cupcakes that you could trade for sex? What? I need sleep.

Utkarsh (｡♥‿♥｡)

Yes! Thank you for bringing this up. Doug should just go and sit in a corner.

I hope Blue Ivy™ grows up to want to be a scientist or a historian or something completely unrelated to showbiz.

Oh god did you see the Kickstarter video? "Don't you want to be in a movie making out with some hot sexy guy?!" "You can help me do a funny sexy part!!!" I CAN'T

Aw no! The last point made me sad :-( so here's Elton Dog

I think Vincent Kartheiser looks so good with his beard... it makes me forget my love/hate relationship with Pete Campbell.