Knocking on wood. It’s my one real superstition. Any time I say anything that may tempt fate, I have to knock wood.

Every jersey I own for my preferred sporting team, the player has either been injured or traded. I no longer get jerseys with players’ names, opting for blank instead.

And the most ridiculously sick verse:

LA Kings still the best of the hockey twitter feeds.

Any suggestions when one of the parties comes with a small child half the time?

Seriously, all roles should just be played by white men! Now THAT’S acting! I wonder why no one thought of it before.

I feel a woman playing an asian male skews too closely to men playing black women. Ugh. I don’t need to see this to feel gross about it.

So this is totally random, but does he have full custody of your daughter? (My boyfriend has shared custody of his daughter from a previous relationship and curious about your experiences with that.)

You realize a lot of people gave a shit but weren’t being heard?

But only about a handful.

Every time I see an alert pop up that Roethlisberger has been carted off the field, my heart flutters in delight.

Are you black?

Blue Jays fan. Can confirm. Fucking hate that guy.

Making derogatory and baseless remarks about Canada is what Stephen Harper’s career was founded on.

I’m in the US for work this week so I can actually watch it! Woo!

So maybe suggest that instead of once again placing the onus on women for solving an issue almost exclusively caused by men?

At least you’re objective.

I can only assume Gregg Zaun bought the simple black suit off Travis and is using it as a table cloth.

Oh good god, I read the first profile last fall and had no idea about his suicide. Fuck.