This diet of mine is never gonna last.

My mom used to make 'em! But now they're easier to buy... But what I want is exactly that image, complete with sausages. I have a new mission in life.

we talkin' 'bout practice.

I hope they have a separate pot of vaseline for each application, or make healthy use of q-tips to extract the product. Otherwise you're gonna end up with a lot of over-groomed girls with eye infections.

This is fucking magnificent.

I hate you. You just ruined food for me until I can find this.

Sounds like Bidini took The Hockey Sweater a bit too seriously as a kid.

Fair enough.

Huh. Did not know this was a thing.

Why not both?

Exactly! I'm proud as fuck but Canadians have this habit of pretending we're so morally superior to other countries and it pisses me off. The US may be messy and scary as hell but at least it's all out there, not brushed under the rug while we pat ourselves on the back.

Canada, too, both past and present. It's appalling.

Okay, this was hilarious, and most of those interpretations on point.

I use magazines, but I like the idea of double duty as an odor eater.

Cool, thanks. I always heard about the unclean thing but never considered that it could be applied to different degrees. My family is West Indian and I know they tend to do things with a different fervour than East Indians, and can often be considered to cling a bit more to an outdated interpretation of things. Never…

Question about this: some members of my family are Hindu, and when they have prayers at their home, menstruating women aren't supposed to prepare anything related to the prayers. So far as I know they don't observe other restrictions, but is that also considered old fashioned?

Minnesota nice.

Aren't we safe in assuming that the kids are the reason the parents left early?

Thank you. This is very helpful.

My aunt is a special ed teacher. I totally understand what they do, and that's the entirety of their job. A main stream teacher is not expected to do this, and therefore has other responsibilities that take up the majority of their time.