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Terrible Jobs I've Had: Little League Scorekeeper

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1/08/15 11:02am
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Ed note: This is the second installment in a planned series I began almost a year and half ago. What? You assholes give Louie and Breaking Bad a pass on this shit.

Cubs Middle Infielders Who Look Like Spree Killer Andrew Cunanan, Ranked

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7/03/14 10:53pm
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A Drunken Liveblog Of a Couple of Saved by the Bell Episodes

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4/19/14 11:35am
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Well, my wife and kids are out of town for the weekend (yay for new jobs that won't let you go negative on vacation time) so it's time for another patented AltonBrownsBalls drunken liveblog. I recently discovered the podcast Go Bayside so this time we're breaking down a few random episodes of Saved By the Bell. The…

A drunken live blog of part of the view askew catalogue: Clerks.

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7/27/13 9:18pm
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Full disclosure I've seen this movie over a hundred times. I've watched every View Askewniverse movie repeatedly (Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks II). I own the Clerks animated show on DVD. I'm also an avid listener of Smodcast, Hollywood Babble-On, and Tell 'Em Steve-Dave.…

I'll just leave this here - Get Low Acoustic

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7/26/13 9:23pm
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Terrible Jobs I've Had: Detasseling

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7/23/13 5:57pm
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What the hell is that? If you did not grow up in a fairly specific part of the rural Midwest you’ve probably never even heard of detasseling; you are lucky.

Choose Your Own Drunken Liveblog Adventure!

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7/20/13 10:30pm
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My wife and kids are out of town again so I'm feeling up for another couple patented ABBs drunken liveblogs. If you're wondering why I can only do this when my family is out of town please feel free to father three boys under six and try not to kill yourself while raising them.

A Drunken Liveblog of Most of the Rest of the Back to the Future Trilogy

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3/26/13 11:15pm
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Back to the Future III was a decent movie. Despite my better judgement I went ahead and drunkenly liveblogged it. This is my story.

A Drunken Liveblog of Part of the Back to the Future Trilogy

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3/23/13 10:30pm
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Hi, I'm Alton Brown's Balls, you may remember me from a brief stint as a mod in the BYOB somethingawful forum or possibly from a few times I got Autopost privileges in the KSK MNF liveblog. In any case I've decided to do a running commentary of part of the back to the future trilogy since my family is out of town and…

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