Editors note: I hesitated to publish this before but it’ll be removed anyway and the truth is a rock solid defense…

I started dating someone in a similar situation to myself, she was in the middle of a divorce and in the legal sense…

I’m in the process of a divorce from a woman I’ve been with since high school and have been doing app dating for 7…

Ed note: This is the second installment in a planned series I began almost a year and half ago. What? You assholes…

1. Darwin Barney

Well, my wife and kids are out of town for the weekend (yay for new jobs that won’t let you go negative on vacation…

Full disclosure I've seen this movie over a hundred times. I've watched every View Askewniverse movie repeatedly (Cle…

What the hell is that? If you did not grow up in a fairly specific part of the rural Midwest you’ve probably never…

My wife and kids are out of town again so I'm feeling up for another couple patented ABBs drunken liveblogs. If…

Back to the Future III was a decent movie. Despite my better judgement I went ahead and drunkenly liveblogged it.…

Hi, I'm Alton Brown's Balls, you may remember me from a brief stint as a mod in the BYOB somethingawful forum or…