With such small crumple zones, I want to know exactly what levels of G-forces passengers in the Smart would experience, as well as those in the Mercedes to compare them. Smart says they're within "biomechanical limits", but this is at a relatively low speed impact. What happens during a crash (doesn't have to be…

BRO YOU COULD GET LIKE 150 HELLCATS FOR THE SAME PRICE THIS THING SUCKS I HAVE A COBALT SS IF YOU WANNA MEET UP AND RACE

HAHAHA. This made my day. Mostly because it's true.

this is from an apple engineer? you mean those who brought us a phone that only had signal if you held it just right!

oh man, this is nerve racking as hell for me. even this gif makes my cheeks clinch.

RIP headphone users

If you wear headphones, turn the volume down. That wind noise will fucking destroy your ear drums like it did mine.

This is bad advice. This issue exists but don't do it.

Because macho macho man!

Tyler, I'm not quite sure how to say this, but I think I like you. There isn't a single article of yours that I haven't clicked on and read. Foxtrotalpha is the most popular subdomain of Jalopnik according to quantcast. Keep doing what you're doing, and I hope Denton is paying you well.

I read this story off of a reddit link, and a lot of people also came to her defense in keeping the car. The fact is, a known vehicle with a known maintenance history is a relatively smart decision over selling and getting a possible clunker. Controlling risk is just as important as controlling finances.

This needs a NSFW label.

in reference to my previous comment, a video I took last Sunday

I would still say the car driver was being an ass even if it was legally. Anybody smart would have either just let the SUV in or the SUV would have yielded. Instead we get two assholes both trying to squeeze into the same space. It was pretty funny though.

Did you type it once for every surviving Enzo? Seems about right.

Here's what really happened. You're from Pennsylvania (I assume) which means you're an awful driver and you're scared of Jersey barriers.

Doubled the value of this concrete

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY?!

If this is what you need to do to get a sense of achievement, you seriously need to rethink your life.

I'm pretty sure it was this guy